Wednesday, April 04, 2007

O'Reilly

I forgot to mention that I found the Tim O’Reilly presentation on the intraweb at work last week. If you’re a coworker and you’re interested in his presentation, I have the location of the file and a link to the player. It’s voice plus slideshow, so if you’re one of those people who don’t function well if you can’t see the speaker, maybe it’s not for you. If that’s the case, I can summarize:

O’Reilly’s talk was on Web 2.0 and Asymmetric Competition (“rivals whose different business model transforms the nature of the conflict”). He brought up these points (though my numbering doesn’t match his precisely):

  • Users add value

  • Only a few people will bother with your application, so harness their self-interest and make sure your defaults aren’t limiting you or your user interaction. Watch your architecture – the design of the system drives its use (an IA plug…sweet)
    Create code where people can share. Participation is valuable. Web 2.0 systems get better via user contributions. Harness the network effect.

  • There’s now a perpetual beta and the move from artifact to service – the idea that you’re constantly putting new features in front of your users (or a slice of your audience) and are engaging your users in constant dialog. Don’t be afraid to remove features.

  • Think of software beyond the level of a single device. I don’t want to reiterate what O’Reilly says, but if you’re interested read Morville’s Ambient Findability, as he devotes many pages to the ways new devices change everything. Watch for patterns. Watch for disruptive technologies. The move from artifact to service allows you to shorten the distance to harnessing a disruptive technology (he didn’t come right out and say that…but it’s implied).

  • Owning a unique, hard to recreate source of data is a competitive advantage. That’s a database you may own now, or one you can create by harnessing users’ self-interest to create that database for you. The harder it is to recreate the better, because the software industry and information industry (database industry and publishing industry) are on a collision course and you don’t want something they can replicate inexpensively.

  • A platform beats an application every time. There are companies with platform aspirations out there who want to create a programmable web.
Other bits:

Scorched Earth

While looking for Scorch the book on Wikipedia, just to add a link, I instead found Scorched Earth, the PC game (I suppose that means I should contribute to Wikipedia, but I'm not really a wiki sort of guy. I like the idea...I just don't like the idea of me trying to maintain a page). I loved that game. Such a simple idea - take turns shooting at each other with the biggest weapons you can afford - and so addictive. I remember the satisfaction of creating a hole under another tank with a digger, and then lobbing a napalm round over to fill up the hole and drown the enemy in fire. The sizzling was very soothing.

It doesn't surprise me that Hogs of War and Scorched Earth are considered similar, or even direct relatives. Pooteewheet and I still play that once and a while on the PS2, although it's not as much fun since we got rid of the PS1 with the multitap for four.

"Let us not romanticise these battles though brave hogs. There will be slaughter and butchery. Your job will be to bring victory to your chosen nation, to save your own bacon and make a meal of your enemies. With victory comes great reward. SO great in fact that your brave boars will be as happy as pigs in... well, you get the idea. With any luck, we'll all be home in time for Christmas. So what are you waiting for? Chop, chop! "

Dystopic Corner - Scorch and Brave New World

A.D. Nauman's Scorch was much more dystopic than Imprint. There's no escape in this novel. Arel Ashe, the main character, is surrounded by advertising and libertarianism, both taken to the extreme. There's no where she can turn that she isn't confronted with in-your-face ads. In her car. At her job. In every t.v. show. In her apartment. Likewise, libertarianism has been taken to the extreme, and good citizens complain about the big brother government of the past, the unproductiveness of the homeless, and that everything is simply better unregulated, although the effects on individual freedom are in many cases the reverse of what might be expected. When society starts to fracture, one side embracing libertarianism coupled with Christianity, the other side embracing compassionate housing for the homeless, the result isn't what you'd expect, and Arel finds herself in the middle of two extremist camps that seem strikingly similar, both willing to kill, neither fixing what's wrong with their society. It's a good dystopia when the description of the problems don't sound that much different from your own society.

Nauman has some clever bits in her writing, although I swear she's oversexed. But sex is a prominent feature in most dystopic works as it tends to take everyone's mind off of rebellion. Both Brave New World and 1984 feature their share of bonking. Nauman pokes some fun at Orwell's 1984, noting that in her society they keep turning it into new remakes for television all the time, but her book more closely resembles Huxley's Brave New World in tone. Both have mommy attachments - Arel to her mother, the Savage in BNW to Linda (although her attachment to him is questionable in the same way you question a meth mom's attachment to her child). Both have a character who learns something about opposition to the current society via books. Arel from the backroom, discarded waste in a library that is now devoted to videos, all commercial in nature; the Savage from his copy of Shakespeare. Both have a character that seems at first to be against their society, but at points seems more frustrated that they don't fully belong and can't get all the things they truly want. When Arel gets a taste of respect after her successful screenplay, her non-mainstream boyfriend and book-learned ideals temporarily disappear. Likewise in BNW, Bernard Marx for a while becomes the conduit between the populace and the Savage and finds contentment in having a bit of superiority and fame. They embrace what is easy when it is offered. Revolution is too hard.

I read a sizeable part of Readings on Aldous Huxley Brave New World (Literary Companion Series) while donating platelets and finished up early this week. The book is a number of critiques on aspects of Brave New World, and because there are more than a dozen, suffers from a bit of repetition. But there were some good ideas once you cut through the boring bits, and it's enlightening to see the criticism change over 80 years, from complaints about how bolshevism and atheism make BNW a reality, to 50's and 60's concerns that BNW is here, to later essays which aren't as alarmist and are content to examine the characters, their relation to other literature, and the role of love in this particular dystopia. I was particuarly interested in David Sisk's excerpt from Transformations of Language in Modern Dystopias, but at $108.00+, it had better be in the interlibrary system, because at that price my interest in dystopias starts to seem like a soma habit. Transformations examines one of my favorite topics, namely that stripping characters of their names is a dystopic tradition (Logan's Run, THX 1138, etc.), and it's interesting to ponder why so many authors find this to be so central toword dehumanizing an individual.

I can't remember which author used it, but I was particularly enamored of the idea of the zero horizon dystopia. I've never been convinced that any other type is a true dystopia. After all, if there's any sort of hope, any sort of escape, even for the reader, then how dystopic can it be? True dystopic heroes are doomed. Like Arel burning to death at the end of Scorch. Winston Smith being tortured in 1984. 503 being surgically altered in We. Or the main character going insane at the end of Brazil (which treads the liminal - did he escape, or didn't he?)

I flushed out my wishlist on Amazon with all the dystopic works listed so that the Amazon recommendation engine is almost reset in what it perceives to be my preferences, spitting up all sorts of dystopic options in addition to information architecture and search engine optimization. I wonder if the government will look at that combination and offer me a job designing new web sites?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Two Items of Interest

I was reading Fray...yep, the graphic novel about a slayer in Joss Whedon's Buffy universe, I read everything - pretty good as far as a graphic novel goes, by the by...and when I got to the end, there was an advertisement for an Angel comic book. Um...ish. I have limits, and I'm pretty sure that those limits occur well short of David Boreanaz looking all sultry at me from the cover of a comic book. Anyway, I guess Mean Mr. Mustard had checked out Fray before I had. You can see he left a few notes for fellow readers. If your cursive decoding isn't so great, it says simply, "Yummy."

Did you ever notice that in Escape To Witch Mountain, when the boy (Tony) uses a harmonica to animate a raincoat on a broom to scare the cop (Sheriff Perdy) who's got them locked up, the cop has a file drawer topped by West Reporters? That's a different use for them than in most of the movies where you catch them behind lawyers and politicians. You have to wonder what he was doing with oh, four or five of them. Maybe those are the only ones that apply to Podunk, Nowhere, which is somewhere near Witch Mountain. Or maybe he stole them from the law library when he burned out at William Mitchell Law School.
If you haven't seen the movie, I suggest you skip right to the sequel, Return From Witch Mountain, because how can you not want to watch a movie with this plot: "Their trip is interrupted by a vision of a falling man. Tony leaves Tia in their taxi while he goes to investigate, and ultimately saves the man's life. His intervention is witnessed by an evil scientist, who kidnaps him and uses drugs and a mind-control device to make Tony his slave for a robbery heist. Tia befriends a Disneyfied pre-teen LA "gang" whose members help her search for Tony. In the end, Tia must free Tony and prevent both a major gold robbery and a nuclear power plant incident."

Monday, April 02, 2007

Chicago, My Kind of Town - If I want to be bitten by a snake

If I ever got downtown, that is. But we stayed in the northern suburbs...sort of Milwaukee-ish burbish, but not in Wisconsin, if you can picture it. It was my nephew's third birthday, so we hit the Windy City for the weekend. I have to say, sticking around for Christopher Moore (courtesy of Mean Mr. Mustard), and then leaving at 9:00 p.m. for Chicago, is sort of fool's errand. I was seriously tired by the time we pulled into the hotel at almost 4:00 a.m., even with Pooteewheet taking a shift.

Not that it wasn't worth it. It was interesting to listen to Moore talk. Now I know I could a.) be an author and b.) go on a speaking tour. I could just pull sort of a "best of" NodToNothing on the road and be fine. He was funny, I'll give him that. And I appreciated that he wasn't just doing a reading, but trying to be amusing and different. I just wish I had actually brought the copy of You Suck I had purchased that I'd been so uptight about not getting here in time. I was much more relaxed once I'd forgotten it. I particularly liked his story about the lady who liberated her bunnies, and then subsequently managed to kill a number of them. Pooteewheet and I speculated about various cars on the way to Chicago as to whether they were full of dead bunnies. And my food at Jewel of India was delicious, and the beer at Town Hall was tasty, so that always makes me happy.

Anyway...I was in Chicago...or to the slightly northern area thereabouts. Third birthday party and all. It was at my nephew's cookie factory. Seriously, he's got a cookie factory. So the kids got to decorate cookies, and bake them. And meet The Cookie Monster. You can't go wrong with that sort of action.

Here's my nephew decorating cookies. You can never have too many sprinkles. Hell, you might as well just eat baked sprinkles, because that's the only good part.


Here's the final product. It tastes better because you baked it yourself in an industrial, rotating oven crewed by employees. That's not sarcasm. I'm serious. It's a cookie, you decorated it yourself, and someone else did the work of cooking it - delish.


And Cookie Monster - he's the bomb.


Apparently you got to be Cookie Monster is you place first in the mini-chocoloate chip cookie eating contest. Fortunately for me, I took second. I couldn't mentally picture the milk to cookie to time ratio, so I had over half a cup of milk left at the end. That's foolish. I could have poured cookies into my milk and drank them with that much left. And then puked. Puked hard and long and in a way that would have shamed my wife and child. WAY too many cookies, even taking second place.


Now for the snake bite. We all went geocaching. We had Bongo the travelbug monkey with us, who was trying to get to Namibia, and we thought, "Hey, he's only traveled 10 miles so far, maybe we could get him 400 miles closer to his destination." So I collected a number of caches, and we went looking for two that were in memory of a lawyer/motorcyclist son who had passed away. Unfortunately for us, he was a practical joker. Fortunately for us, the joke was damn funny. The thing was disguised as a drain. Once you really thought about it, you wondered about that drain in the field. And when you opened it up, you wondered why there was a faucet of some sort out there. But then common sense took over and you yank it out of the ground in an act of blatant vandalism, and it is the cache. The dad of the lawyer the cache was dedicated to showed up while we were there and gave us some good hints about how to find the next one (and how to avoid being up to our eyeballs in water), so that was neat.

Here we are putting Bongo in the cache. Eryn was very sad to see him go, but we added a watch to him so we can see where he goes on Google Earth, which is very cool. Pooteewheet kicked it up today so Eryn could see how far he'd gone compared to his zoo to northern Minnesota back to the zoo trip he'd previously engaged upon.

Oh yeah...the snake! So after the two caches we found in honor of David the lawyer, Pooteewheet and Eryn went back to the hotel to swim, while I hit the local park for some exercise and to look for a few more. I have to tell you, being a late 30-something guy wandering around a big park alone in off season and holding a cache shaped like a skull and knowing cops are in the park...I was expecting to be hauled in at any minute. I found a few caches and missed one (too much water), but the highlight was when I realized that it's all well and good that they mark on the website that there might be ticks, but they don't just come out and say, "If you're from an area without many snakes, maybe you should be careful if you're out of state, because not all states have a freeze, and they might have poisonous animals." Fortunately, I was in northern Illinois in March, so the animal that brushed against my pantleg because it was striking and coiling back up was just a < Garter Snake, but it made me realize that perhaps I should actually be watching where I was stepping. That's my advice to geocachers from Minnesota. Everywhere else is potentially much more dangerous than here.

This picture has nothing to do with snakes. It's Eryn and my niece Sofie at Michael's hot dog place. My recommendation, don't order the double char burger, it is much bigger than a double at Culver's. I thought I was going to be sick. And don't take care of Sofie if you don't have a pacifier/nook...that's asking for trouble.

Unicorn Fun

I miss out on all sorts of things by not being management. I know the Mikes that might have sent this: I may have done a project for one of them...and a project for the other one (I was recently given a nice compliment when an executive admin told me it was about time they were going to retire my Blackberry scripts after five years because MS was releasing equivalent technology in Office 2007). Nevertheless, this is really funny in an Aqua Teen Hungerforce sort of way.

Brit Blog Loves Unicorn Humor

Dissed!

I was in Chicago this weekend, and on our way out of town, we stopped so I could scope out the beer selection which always differs from state to state. I bought Kyle and myself some Dogfish (90), which I can never seem to find anywhere hereabouts, even at Blue Max Liquor and it just so good. While grabbing it, I noticed a pack of Longshot. Longshot is a mixed six pack (three varieties) of Homebrewing Association winners bottled up together by Samuel Adams. It was around a long time ago without Samuel Adams and disappeared, but Sam has been nice enough to bring it back, which is a real treat because homebrewers make some distinctive beers. It was a bygone memory of hazelnut beer that convinced me that I needed to buy Skippy the AppTech architect some Longshot. I had tried to find it here in Minnesota, but had no success. Kyle had already bought me a six pack, so I knew four of them were delicious, even though two of them were way too much berry-infusion for my taste. Then Pooteewheet decided she needed a six pack of Black Dog berry beer. She's sure you can't find it in Minnesota, even though the stuff is contract brewed by Schell's in New Ulm, but whatever.

So I get to the checkout line, and the cashier says, "Longshot and Black Dog. That's a lot of berry beer..." I start to mumble something about it being my wife's six pack, when he adds, "Are you going to pour it on your ice cream?"

Damn. Emasculated at the beer store. That is cold.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Blood Sucking Fiends

That's the book that comes before You Suck that I didn't read, so it didn't make as much sense as it might have. It in no way refers to the fact that my benevolent corporation gave me 2 hours off today (paid) to drive into St. Paul and donate my plasma at the American Red Cross. But that happened too. The apheresis was great and the needle mark is almost gone already (although it freaks Eryn out0. Mostly I got to sit there and read a book of essays on Brave New World for 2.5 hours (I had my lunch hour as well). Aileen the nurse was great, and took the time to explain what was going on with the machine and why I had little bags of blood hanging there that others did not (I was using one arm, not two, so they couldn't just route it back in; the platelets had to sit somewhere until the tube was available for going the other direction. They surveyed my available veinal estate and determined next time I can engage in the faster two arm action).

Two things: that bakery right next door, that's not cool. If I worked at the St. Paul Red Cross I'd be figuring out how to score a warm loaf of bread for lunch each day, cause damn does that ever smell delicious. Second, I'm not sure why Mean Mr. Mustard thinks you get all dizzy/weird about half way through and have to score Tums like some sort of smack habit, because the only time I felt strange was at the beginning and the end, when the binding agents and reintroduced platelets made the taste in my mouth suddenly change. I think it's the scifi he watches during donating that gets him all disconnected from reality. That, and he only donates because he thought "buffy coat" had something to do with Willow Rosenberg. But I really appreciate his wife getting me to come down and donate - that's a seriously good use of my two days of paid volunteer leave.

On an unrelated note, we finished off the family evening play three-way soccer with the big, orange exercise ball. According to Eryn I scored seis, plus an additional "mean" point for bouncing it forcefully off Pooteewheet's boob. Eryn came in second with one "real" point. And Pooteewheet took last with three "pity points". Sucks when your three year old is comping you multiple pity points.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

A Bit of Postpourri

Firefox has an addin that helps with Search Engine Optimization. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to show much unless your site is big, but it has nice links to all the little tools for watching your site stats (technorati, et al).

My Information Architecture book noted today, "If you're too young to remember Gopher, consider the category/subcategory navigation on an iPod instead." (p. 120). I suppose if I can't remember BBS's, I should consider the internet instead?

Kyle might be interested to know that yesterday I followed a black Mustang to work (parked at the building). License plate: Bullitt. You have to be old school to know the reference, or have Kyle recommend the movie on Netflix. It was made the year I was born.

Disney is considering rereleasing Song of the South. There is some concern about the portrayal of southern plantation blacks. I specifically remember watching the movie in '72 and loving the stories and the songs. I'm under no delusion that master-slave plantation dynamics were idyllic. I'm glad they're considering putting it back out so Eryn can enjoy Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah and some good storytelling.

New Position

Not sexual position...pervs. Althoough I do have that book my sister in law bought me for Christmas with one position a day. Unfortunately, they all require at least two people.

A new work position. But haven't I only been working my current position for three months? Yeah...it sort of goes that way sometimes. I'm starting to understand the new job pretty well, so it's time to move on. I'm not completely off my old job, and I'm not yet completely on the new job, but starting next week, I'll be cutting over (dual managers!) and doing more of the new stuff and presumably less of the old stuff. That means more workflow (my new setup looks very much like the BPM Biztalk stuff I used to do, just different terms for everything), less mentoring. For Mean Mr. Mustard, that means I'll be working directly with Pete. For Tall Brad, that means I'll be working with Woz. On a positive note, I read the full 400+ pages of documentation for the new project weeks ago, just to get an idea how it fit with my current setup, and did an install of their assemblies, and a test run with some sample data on my laptop. Between that and my Biztalk experience, I think I have the first "several weeks" of ramping up they referred to in an email today covered.

For those keeping track...and I doubt anyone is...my career path in the last 15 months or so has been: tech lead (.NET web app) >> programmer (BTS) > offered project lead, declined (for good reasons), tech lead (BTS) >> tech lead (.NET web app) >> interim project lead (seven directs) >> project lead (three directs) >> information architect (closest title that fits, with a mentoring role as well, some SEO-type stuff from a low level, and a bit of PM) >> systems analyst (at least that's the current prediction for what this job entails from my end - workflows/dataflows, etc). Seven managers (and direct to one director for a while). It's a good thing I like to read project and application documentation.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Dystopic Review - Imprint and The Holy Land

I picked up Imprint from the Interlibrary Loan System because within the library taxonomy it had been filed under “Dystopia”. It is not a dystopia. It has a few dystopic tendencies: a pervasive police force (with unknown directors), a disappearing populace, rampant drug use (joysticks – candles infused with drugs, in this case) and sexual liasons (both classifiable under opiates for the masses), a corporate overlord motif and a soylent green motif.

But none of these makes it a dystopia. They make it depressing. They make it not as good of a life as you might expect to lead given your current life. But they don't make it dystopic. You can escape the world of Imprint, or at least your status/position/unhappiness within the world of Imprint. You can earn credits and buy things you want. The more money you earn, and the potential to earn is open to most of the characters in the book, the better your access to the things you want and the people with whom you want to rub elbows. While memory seems to be shortened, in most respects it's a choice to not remember, not some sort of brain scrubbing imposed by the state. While there's a hint of forgetting because of industrial waste, the central point of the book isn't the forgetting, but that many individuals are overcoming the forgetting, and those that remember the best move up. The people who disappear, those that are forgotten, are for the most part not disappearing at all (despite the soylent gray), but leaving their old lives to pursue careers as musicians, archivists, freelance hit men, and opposition members. Everyone is making choices: choices about whether to keep a baby, whether to ally themselves with corporations, the poor, the rich, or their own interests, whether to give up an old life or boyfriend. Examples are everywhere in the book. Loss of memory isn't an issue of indoctrination, it's a matter of a resource-poor environment without much hope. But hope certainly isn't dead.

There is escape in Imprint, and that's just not the sign of a good dystopia. Some escape their old lives to pursue new jobs. Some escape their old relationships. Some escape their old economic bounds. And some harvest genetically mutated embryos to merge emerging traits and make themselves almost superhuman. The old system is failing, but there is obviously the promise of something better.

It could be argued that the characters exist in a dystopia that is now being rectified, much like Logan's Run: resources are running low; the environment outside the city and the playground of the rich is inhospitible; only the rich really have access to resources and they use them for personal pleasure, power plays, and financing super weapons, rather than improvements to the society. But based on those criteria, almost all of human history has been a dystopia which dilutes the term to meaning nothing at all.

I found The Holy Land, which doesn't purport to be a dystopia, more dystopic than Imprint, although it's obviously satire. Zubrin claims to have been inspired by War With the Newts, and the influence is clear, although Capek's Newts is incredibly dry in its humor, and Zubrin goes over the top in his farce (I preferred Newts, as Capek's style seems almost serious at times, which is more in line with my sense of humor). I posit it's more dystopic because the galactic culture involved is unavoidable. It's everywhere. And the results of its incompetence are mirrored everywhere. You get the feeling that there's no way to avoid it, no way to escape it. That's the nature of a dystopia.

But Zubrin's book isn't about unavoidable fates and the extension of societal tendencies to create inescapable environments. Rather, he's created a satire about the situation in the Middle East, transposing Minervans as Israelites, the U.S. as the Middle East (and a small group of U.S. citizens - people from bits of Kennewick, Washington - as Palestinians), and galactic culture as the U.S. and world culture. The result is very funny, and does exactly what a satire should, draws out the ridiculousness of the situation in any other context. The National Review reviewed Zubrin's book, and addressed it from the perspective that the Middle East was crazy (my words, not their words - a loose paraphrase). They're wrong about Zubrin's intent, or at least the totality of his intent. He's working on more levels than they're willing to cop, but perhaps they're wearing self-imposed blinders. The first level is the obvious one, that the situation in the Middle East is crazy, and reposited as it is in The Holy Land, it's obvious in any other context. On a second level, post 9/11, the U.S. looks just as crazy in some respects, and the repositioning of the context of the U.S. as the Middle East at large isn't so far fetched with the focus on over the top patriotism, corruption, and self-interest. There but for the grace of God, as the saying goes - ironic given the role of the U.S. in the book. Finally, the U.S. (the real one, not the literary one) can be positioned as the galactic union: bureaucractic, insular, obsessed with profit regardless of the consequences (even to themselves), unable to comprehend those who aren't on their level. Zubrin takes time to mock those involved in current affairs at every turn and at every level, allowing the reader to see the U.S. as them, the U.S. as it could be, and the U.S. as it is, all at the same time.

I recommend his book. Parts of it are extremely funny, and as a Romeo and Juliet story about the Middle East, Zubrin has put a lot of thought into what he's trying to say behind the farce of a galactic circus, shrinking Iowans and South Americans, corrupt U.S. officials, and terrorism on an intergalactic scale.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Postpourri - Web 2.0 and Lawyer Rap

MNteractive quotes Peter Rip, who is interested in the apogee of Web 2.0 applications: “The next wave of innovation isn’t going to be as easy. The hard problems in the WWW are no longer usability or ease of everyday content creation.”

Findability.org considers Twitter and gives a few other good links. Personally, Twittervision gives me a headache, but then I'm starting to be an old fart.

CivPro Professors can rap...about taxes.

MinneBar is coming soon, Saturday, April 21, to be exact.

And Scribd (TechCrunch) is interesting. The first document I pulled back was a reposted blog post on 2.0, which made me wonder, WTF, I can certainly do without a central site for reposted blogging. That's lame...or at least something I can use Technorati (currently obsessed with Twitter, btw) to formulate. But then you can find some fun links for less web-centric presentations. I don't mean presentations that aren't about the web, I mean presentations less likely to appear on the web, like PowerPoint presentations an educator wrote for coworkers, like this one on Web 2.0 for educators. That certainly has more value, particularly if you're looking for a template to start from.

And visit BritBlog if you get a chance. He doesn't post constantly, but his Web 2.0 pondering is quality, and I'm seriously considering the Polish lace lingerie for my wife for Easter (probably nsfw). Hey, the Bike Circle Thong (ditto, particularly if you're the sort of person who's compelled to click the "click for a detailed view" link) has the word "bike" in it...in my book, that's a sign.

Geocaching - Continued

Yesterday I made Eryn walk over 1.5 miles to find a cache at a local park. I think she was still exhausted today. But she actually helped me look around and find it in a tree, so she was pretty excited about that. And we finished up by playing on the nearby playground, eating sandwiches Pooteewheet brought in the car, and feeding the geese in the pond. Good family outing. In this picture you can see the cache in the tree above her head while she models with the GPS. Note that I didn't have to climb the tree. I've never had to climb a tree, although I tried the first time and scraped myself up pretty good. In this instance, it was lashed to the end of a branch for easy access. I suspect your average geocacher might trend toward nerdy, not necessarily fit, despite the walking, so aerial acrobatics are out of the question. Then again, I've only gone after the family friendly versions.



Today we went looking over by Lebannon Hills. We found a bug. That's a piece someone leaves in a container that can be tracked, so you know how far it's traveled. This one hasn't traveled very far, just around the area. But we'll help it on its way tomorrow when I leave it somewhere near work. That's not far away, but it's a hop. If I was going north to my brother's or something, I'd leave it there, but that'll have to be the destination of the next one. Eryn thinks the little blue car attached to the bug (just a dog tag, really) is cool. I notice that it was once moved by HJBilge. That's not a very clever moniker, Brad.

We were going to look for a second cache in the same area, but there were teenagers canoodling in the woods, so we bailed. Not that I care about interrupting amorous teenagers, but I didn't want to pull something out of the woods near them that they'd just trash the moment I was gone. They called us "stupid people" while Pooteewheet was nearby, and I considered giving them whatfor, but if you have to take every irritating teenager to task that you meet in your life, then you'll never have time for hobbies like geocaching, or taking your kid to the park.

Here we are at lunch on Sunday. In some sort of confusion, I guess I thought it was Look Like a Pirate Day...I'm not sure why else I'd be squinting like that. You're free to feel aroused.


Eryn is a treehugger. I'm not sure if it will save this particular tree, but she loves them anyway. She also loves that rock, and that stick, and that piece of bread that missed the geese in the water, and maybe that bike trail, and oh, Mom and Dad. She has a lot of affection to share.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

You Suck

You Suck was stereotypical Moore. I was hoping for a bit more. No pun intended...but um...ouch. He just wraps up his endings too fast and too neat for me lately. I like the banter, particularly as I think many authors spend a lot of time putting full speeches in the mouth of every character every time they utter a word, but I want the plot to support the banter a little (or the banter to support the plot a little) more than it does.

And Pooteewheet doesn't seem to want me to use the term "flicking the bean", or to refer to myself as Sco Man (silent extra o...I'd be Scu with the ulautted u, but that's sort of death metal, and that's not what the Sco Man is about), so I'm being limited in my referrential material as well.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Success!

First all, a summary of other things:

  • Kyle, I'm past the blades. The game is almost yours.

  • I may be switching what I do, jobwise, although still within the company. I think the goal at my company is just to see how fast I can be moved between managers. I dare anyone to beat my five in two years, possibly a sixth, and even a stint without one at all, attached directly to a director.

  • Whomever decided it was a good idea to put that Web 2.0 lecture by Tim O'Reilly sign up at Town Hall is a jerk. I didn't get an invite. No developer I know got an invite. And I couldn't find a sign up anywhere or an invitation, nor could the other developers that were looking. But I know my old business unit guy was there. And my old director. And my old VP. Instead, I had to settle for reading an article about 2.0 on The Atlantic (courtesy of Fimoculous), and pondering how to avoid provider models in small .Net web apps (DbConnection, DbCommand, et al.). Bogus.
So, back to the Success! title. I found the geocache today. It was more difficult than I imagined, but only because I was still using the 200 foot resolution, and wandered around for a while, and climbed a few trees, before I figured out that I could switch to the screen that looked like a compass to get a much better idea of where to go, to within a few feet. That made a lot more sense, and when I was down to 3.75', well, there it was. I signed my name as NodToNothing, dated it, and took the beat up little calculator keychain and replaced it with a NowThen Threshing Show button. I think my item had more class.

As promised, here's a picture of what I looked like after yesterday's little trip down the hill on my back.

And a nice picture of Eryn and I geocaching together in the woods.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Self Improvement

I started two new hobbies today. Hobby #1: I received my Garmin eTrex GPS. I took a few moments to familiar myself with it, loaded Eryn into her wagon, and took off looking for a geocache. Not familiar with it? It's where you get a set of coordinates off a community web site (or, theoretically, out of a box you find) and use your GPS to find those coordinates, and whatever is hidden there. Usually there's a container and it's slightly hidden, so sometimes there are clues. When you find it, you sign the notepad in the box, or trade something of yours for the thing that is in the box. Not so difficult. However, I had to leave Eryn with Pooteewheet as the site in question was deep in the woods. And up a muddy hill.

Going up was no problem. Going down. That hurt a lot. My leg still aches where I flipped up in the air and landed on my back. I'll post a picture of my muddy back and butt for everyone later. It would have been one thing if I had found the box, but even that was a failure. I only had a limited time to look, and I hadn't quite figured out all the bells and whistles on the GPS, so instead of looking for the box with a scale of 50 feet or so, I was looking on a scale of 800 feet. You can be only a little ways off, and still be like 100 feet off at that resolution. I figured that part out as I was walking out of the woods. So I'll try again tomorrow or this weekend and succeed. And my neighbor Steve wants to join in the fun, so it'll be a group outing.

An amusing aside...these are my stats from walking:
1.78 miles
2.6 avg moving speed
7.6 mph max speed
41:20 min. moving
9:30 min stop

See the weird stat? That 7.6 mph moving speed. I wasn't running. That's the speed Scooter travels when he's flying through the air down the hill to land on his back. Doh.

I also had my first guitar lesson tonight. I've been meaning to take lessons for a long time and finally got my act together. Erik had been nice enough to give me an old guitar, but he was a bit worried one of the posts was wobbly. Seems to be the smallest one as the string won't ever quite get in tune and after you worry it enough, it snaps. What's worse is when you try to rethread it during a lesson and get the sharp end in your thumb, and then it almost comes out the other side of your thumb, and then you realize it's bent on one end because you did that when you were threading it, and now it's in there like a fishhook, and what are you going to do if it doesn't come out, because you certainly don't have a wire snip right there in your pocket because you're not one of those guys who carries around a leatherman whereever you go. But I got it backed out and the lesson could continue without me trying to drive home literally attached ot my guitar. Small hole. Bit of bleeding. Not so bad.

Otherwise, the lesson was great and I've already learned a few basics and at least one thing I didn't know before about finger positioning. I am poised to begin my quest to travel from cache to cache playing guitar in spots where no one can hear me. I imagine that's for the best.

And my rechargable batteries showed up for my wireless headphones! I can bike on my trainer once again without feeling bored out of my mind, if my leg, back, and finger allow it.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Singing in the Rain

I've always loved the movie Singing in the Rain, and I've sung the title song for Eryn since before she could talk, so she knows it well. But she had never seen any part of the movie, so when it was on right before bedtime about a week ago, and on the singing in the rain part no less, I cranked it up and called her over to watch. Eryn observed for a moment, then remarked sternly, "You're not supposed to dance in the street."

I was very happy that I could immediately respond, "I wonder if he'll get in trouble with the police?"

You Suck

Pooteewheet sent me an email yesterday that said, "You Suck is here." I pondered it, wondering if she was talking about a relative, a renter or a neighbor. So I called her and asked, "Who is You Suck?" She called me something just short of an idiot and reminded me that I had ordered a book from Amazon: Christopher Moore's You Suck.

In my defense, I know at least one developer whose name sounds a little like You Suck.

Speaking of coworkers, one of them sent an email to a chain I was on today that said, "I resent them including the corrected copyright element." I was confused until I read it again. I guess that's why there are effective emailing classes.

And a manager sent me this link from one of her developers: Is Your App an Ass-Kisser? Not the funniest bit of code humor I've ever read, but an amusing idea, comparing code to stereotypical employee types. But where are the women? Not all code is male!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Federal

I had a class in U.S. Legal Systems all day at work (and half of tomorrow). It covered branches of the government, checks and balances, legal reporters - sort of a politics 101 for non-lawyers. Surprisingly useful for my job once we got to the parts about what's published where and by whom.

However, we were divided into four groups of three to four at the beginning of class and each group given a very easy concept to define as best we could: checks and balances, etc. Three of the groups did a pretty good job (I did have to explain checks and balances to the others in my group, but neither of them was a native), but when they got to the last group (all native), they couldn't define federalism (wiki). I don't mean they couldn't define it in philosophical detail or in a historical context - they couldn't even define it in the most general terms. Fortunately, they work with Mr. Mustard, not me.

The teacher explained to them that it was the system of government in Canada.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Personal Postpourri and Weekend at the Brave New Workshop

Things that are disconcerting to hear or read at work:
1. referring to giving someone a "facilitated debriefing".
2. hearing someone state, "I lost six hours of processing because I had a big load."

I also decided upon overhearing a coworker speaking on the phone that I wish I was a Russian programmer, just so I could say "variables" a lot.

The weekend was pretty relaxed. Kyle came over and brought dinner (Dan'l would have been happy - meat covered with potatoes) and beer and whiskey with him. We played video games for several hours while Pooteewheet went to see "Pluto and Other Lies My Teacher Told Me" at the Brave New Workshop. I went on Friday night. I've been told that it's strange enough that my wife and I attend films separately, but separate plays are beyond the pale. However, I find myself not going to my half of the separate movie nights because I know I can just wait until it hits Netflix, and 3 times out of 4 I'll be disappointed I went to a theater to see it anyway (I have an issue paying premium prices for watching crap...I have no issues watching crap on a much cheaper per cost basis). Then again, I went to 300 last weekend, and Pooteewheet didn't. Going to a play...well, they haven't figured out a way to Netflix that yet, so that's just more interesting, and they start at 8:00 or 10:00 p.m. if you're attending on a weekend, so even the early play is almost past Eryn's bedtime, which is one of my soft rules for entertainment.

Spoiler alert for Sean - don't read this as you're going next weekend.

The play was good. BNW is a writers' theater, so the focus is less on quality acting (hey, I'm sure I'm not surprising anyone with that statement), and more on exploring some issue or series of issues and sheer entertainment. That said, Pluto was worth my ticket price just to see how they handled the sensitive issue of Stephen Hawking and Diaper-wearing female astronauts. A better than Star Trek time traveling plot line was a bonus. And I got a personal kick out of a son and father discussing email. Son: "You want gmail, AOL mail, or Yahoo mail?" Dad: "Are you fucking with me?" After the show, they even put on a little ad hoc "Who's Line Is It?" style event so you can drink your Summit seasonal and watch them making things up.

Got the Saturn fixed this week (Friday) after 14-16 months of random electrical glitches, radio misbehaving, dials flickering up and down, starter problems, etc. It never exactly stopped the car, and I was rather paranoid about what an electrical system overhaul bill might cost me, given that I'd wiggled the cables around a bit and poked through the fuses and those didn't seem to be the issue. Actual bill, $38 and change. It was the cables - corrosion. I feel like a mechanically challenged idiot because I can't even diagnose cable corrosion, but cool. Electrical system fixed for the price of a few oil changes! Our mechanic is a prince.

And we capped off the weekend with Grandma Nomie's birthday party, and a trip to the Como Zoo where Eryn took me for a ride on the monorail. Good animal watching today as we seemed to be there just after feeding time and they were all up and moving around a lot. We even watched the zookeeper feed crickets to the little slow lorises. She made them reach for the crickets, and they'd stretch, stretch, snatch. There was no slowness about eating the crickets - those things must be like loris candy. Pooteewheet also took extended video of one of the sharks nibbling on one of the others. It had grabbed the fin, so maybe it was a love dance. I don't know much about shark love...but some quick web research shows a lot of hits regarding shark fin biting and mating having to do with pectoral fins. Excellent...live shark mating...all those kiddies yelling "Dory!" in the viewing area may have learned something they don't teach you in Finding Nemo.