Monday, July 29, 2013

RAGBRAI XLI 2013 - Council Bluffs to Harlan, 56.8 miles and 2,476 feet of climb

I was supposed to go on RAGBRAI XL with Adam last year and was all signed up, prior to busting my hip, my shoulder, and my lung.  One of the first things I did after gaining consciousness was to cancel going on the ride.  Apparently that was a good thing because the ride was incredibly hot and incredibly windy.  An incredible challenge.  This year, in contrast, was the easiest RAGBRAI I've attended of the three I've been on, averaging 60 mile days, 2500-2800 feet of climb, and with temps that at one point fell to 58 degrees during morning riding.  Cold enough to need a jacket.  My goal was to make sure my hip stood up to the stress, and it did.  It did better with the bicycling than it did with the trip down to southern Iowa in the car and back.  We had a great time.  Met some great people.  Ate some great food.  Did some serious bicycling, getting me within 36 miles of my goal of 2500 miles within a year of being able to ride a bike again for the first time.

This is more accurately a mash up of Day 0 and Day 1 as we drove down to Council Bluffs on Saturday.  Bit of a haul - over 350 miles.  My wife and daughter were spending the night in Iowa and wanted to use the hotel swimming pool, so they almost pushed us out of the car in their hurry to get going again.  Well.  Not quite.  But they did bug out after a couple of hugs and goodbyes and left Adam and I to check out the evening 0 activities.

Which looked like this initially.  Not very exciting.  It seemed as though a lot of people might be showing up the next morning instead of that evening, despite all the tents.  Although there was a smattering of bicyclists getting their day 0 drink on, including a stumbling guy in a corn hat talking to the Council Bluffs cops that we saw several times over the course of the ride, and a group of guys dirty dancing with an inebriated woman, none of whom I recognized later in the ride.  They may have just been locals.



So we decided to go dip our tires in the Missouri River to appropriately start our ride.  Usually that's just a short walk from the campground.  On XLI it was 7.5 miles round trip.  This sign, "Caution: Trail Meanders Around Parking Garage" had me laughing.


Dipping!  Notice my total disdain for dame fortune, positioning my odometer over yet another body of water after already losing two in Minnehaha Creek and the Mississippi River. The next day I lost it twice.  The first time I went all the way back to our campsite and found it near where I'd first balanced my luggage on top of my bike for transport to the baggage truck.  The second time Adam found a guy walking down the street talking to his friend about it.  When Adam put it back on my bike it gave an audible click.  Something it had never done before.  After that, it never just popped off again.


I'm not sure why so many people walked away from the Missouri covered in stinking mud.  They must have been willing to wade out further than we did.  I figure it's about dipping your tire in the water, not yourself.  Here's Adam, all smiles, unsuspecting of the hills and mileage that lay ahead.



Some other dippers.


This bike bridge spanned the Missouri nearby and there were a lot of cyclists crossing it, so we went to check it out.


It gives a different vantage of the RAGBRAI cyclists dipping their wheels.


We decided to go to the Better Than Ezra concert later.  Free.  And find some dinner.  Not free.  I liked my choices during the rest of RAGBRAI much better.  This was a pretty overwhelming dinner.  I add it here so if later you see me eating something and think, "That looks so unhealthy!" you can come back to this picture and appreciate that it could have been worse.  I also managed to hit up a grocery store on a number of evenings during the ride, allowing me to eat apples, grapes, lean turkey, cucumbers, and strawberries.  Compared to previous RAGBRAIs this one was uber healthy.


Adam, all thumbs up and eating a variation of what I'm eating, just wrapped in a flour tortilla.


Some of the Council Bluffs art.  The light washes me out.  At the moment, I look a bit like a darker species of nut.  I wouldn't wash out if we retook the photo.


Better Than Ezra.  I hadn't been to a RAGBRAI concert before, but during XLI I went to a few.  This was by far the best.  They were hilarious.  For their encore they did a cover of The Proclaimers 500 miles and made up their own verses and assured us that the song was inspired by them, the "da da daaa" lyrics really an homage to Better Than Ezra and easily swappable in the song.


Swiss Cheese dudes.  I peddled between their legs.  I think it had more significance than dipping my tire in a river.


Truly day 1.  Adam packing up his tent for the very first time.  This is the only time you will see him packing that his tent has both of the poles in appropriate condition and/or his tent stakes available.  It's not dark because it's overcast.  It's dark because we got up between 4:45 and 5:15 most days and were on the road by 5:30-5:45.  The tent poles clacking and the truck prepping to load are more efficient than any alarm clock.


Time to hit the road!
 

Here's the picture with movement...

Adam at our very first pancake breakfast. It didn't seem like there were as many pancake breakfasts as at my last two RAGBRAIs.  In the past, my dad and I would skip the first stop and head to the second, usually about 20 miles in, to have a Chris Cakes breakfast.  This year there was 0-1 in the first two stops, so you didn't necessarily have a choice about where to stop depending on what you wanted to eat.  I like the carb loading from pancakes, so that put some restrictions on me.  I'm not sure if hiring the Chris Cakes folks has gotten more expensive, or if Southern Iowa just isn't as close to a franchise, or if there just aren't as many interested fire departments wanting to raise bucks down there.


Bikes and breakfast.


Standing was the general rule for pancakes and waffles.  In the past, there was usually a place to sit.  Another subtle change.  Not bad - you usually weren't there for more than 15 minutes, even if you went back for seconds.  Something I only did once.


The Loons!  One of the Minnesota bicycling teams.  I signed up with Team Road Kill before Adam talked to me about going on RAGBRAI XL as I thought I might go by myself.  I watched the teams carefully this year.  There are advantages.  But there are disadvantages too, like being on someone else's schedule.  Not my favorite thing.  Going by RAGBRAI semi, while low support, is also low commitment (outside the actual bicycling).


This guy in Neola had a very weird truck.  Many of the things attached to his vehicle move or clank.


They also had tap dancing.  Or clogging.  They seem similar enough.  Either way they're busting a move.

Definitely RAGBRAI.  Lots of bicyclists and some porta potties.  One of the nice things about leaving  by 5:45 most days was that we tended to get to the porta pods while they were still relatively unused and unbaked by the afternoon sun.  You don't know how exciting that is until you've tried to deal with them for a solid week.


The towns weren't as wild as what I remember the last two times, but they did decorate their streets with bike themes, like Shelby's gateway.


My first piece of pie.  Appropriately, a piece of rhubarb pie in Shelby while waiting for Adam.  The rhubarb was even a bit green making it not overly sweet.  It was delicious.


Getting artsy with the parked bicycles in Shelby.


Some more bike decorating near where I bought my pie.


I like it when they get out the old cars and old fire equipment.  Old fire engine, new bicycle.


Smoothies.  I met the guy who opened the smoothie business at RAGBRAI.  He was bicycling the ride carrying his smoothie sign to the next town down the road.  Nice guy.  He said when he started it, no one knew what a smoothie was so he gave samplers away for free to get people to buy them.  It was his girlfriend that encouraged him to start the business and who encouraged him to get smaller cups for the samples as he was losing too much smoothie.  Smoothies always remind me of the last RAGBRAI, immediately after I saw the rider with his head bleeding all over the pavement on the spillway (it's on Wikipedia: Donald D. Myers at Geode Lake Dam).  Just up the road I sat down and had a smoothie and appreciated being alive.  Having a smoothie and appreciating being alive is something I fortunately get to do quite often.


At Harlan, we had the spaghetti dinner at the Methodist church, enjoying some air conditioning.


We dined at churches in a number of places.  The Methodists tend to do a very nice job, something familiar from both of my last rides.  There's usually spaghetti or a chicken and noodles main dish and some sort of bread or potatoes and dessert - pie or cookies.  You just have to worry they're going to run out of food if you're not there on time, which wasn't a worry for us with the early to rise early to finish rides.


Harlan, Iowa.  Our first stop of the evening after going from Council Bluffs to Weston to Underwood to Neola to Minden to Shelby to Tennant.  That's probably James Harlan on the pedestal, although I can't prove it.


All the tents in Harlan!  These are usually primarily the tents for the folks using the semi.  By the time you get to the edge of town in the morning, nearly six times as many people have joined you from other campsites and front yards and RVs.


Here's a moving tour of the tents

One of the many buses.  This one was particularly cool as they'd turned it into a convertible with a wood lounging deck on top.


And Adam's tent is already broke.  See the strange bump on the back.  He was sure someone had stepped on his tent.  And stolen his stakes.  Fortunately, I had lots of heavy duty extras from my tent (stakes, not poles).  For poles, he made due with the full role of duct tape his wife had encouraged him to bring at the last moment.  So he had duct tape, but no towel.  He spent most of RAGBRAI XLI air drying.


Different angle on the same broken pole.  That front one isn't long for this world.

Friday, July 19, 2013

Manos Hands of Felt

I sponsored the Kickstarter project "Manos: Hands of Felt" a puppet movie based on one of the worst movies of all time that was spoofed by the MST3K gang.  This is the new poster.  I'm very excited to see progress toward being able to sit down and watch the finished product with Kyle.  I might have to have a party when the DVD shows up.


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Bad way to start the day

I started out my day realizing I'd put my underwear on inside out.  Something you don't want to fix after you've been wearing them for a few hours. If for no other reason that it just seems wrong, despite being a clean individual. And then I got on the elevator while starting up my iPhone and tried to key my PIN into the elevator buttons before I realized it a.) wasn't allowing me into my phone and b.) was going to take me to floors I didn't want to visit.

Normally at that point, I'd be very careful about any email I crafted, assuming the chance of a sexual typo was just a matter of time.  But despite that confusion and way too much work because of differing time zones, I don't think I was a problem today and managed to get a good backlog of work done prior to queuing up a new backlog during my upcoming ooo.

Crafty Burglar

I like the first headline from The Patch, not because it's Crafty Burglar Strikes Toilets of Eagan McDonalds', but because the follow up line is "Prosecutors claim crap metal, not lost rings or pet fish, was the motive."  I suppose that's accurate. And then to top it off, the next headline, "Burnsville Man Spends Six Days in Jail for Molesting Eagan..." is almost as funny, albeit sad.  A poor choice of where to put the ... on the part of The Patch.


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

I'm Two Tents!

With a tent pole splintered on the tent I took to RAGBRAI the last two times and two failed attempts to repair it because both repair kits had poles that were too big (1 mm in my wife's case, .1 mm in my case - still not close enough for horseshoes) I just gave in and bought a tent at Target.  However, the setup time was excruciatingly slow compared to my little dome tent, and several times it almost blew away while I was setting it up in a light breeze.  That's no good if you're trying to pack up quickly at 5:00 a.m. so you can get riding and avoid at least a few hours of 90 degree temps in the Iowan Outback.

While the footprint is only 9x7, the same as my small dome tent, it's considerably heavier and clunkier and doesn't breathe well without the doors fully open.  As in unzipped and allowing bugs to cohabitate.

Here's the Coleman 4 person tent from the front.


And from the side.  Getting the rain tarp on was a serious challenge.  The height makes it difficult to keep a corner clipped while you're clipping the opposite corner.  It was almost impossible with one person.


My wife was shopping today and stopped to find me an alternate tent at Rick's.  This was what she brought home.  A little more survival than my old dome tent, but incredibly easy to set up with only two poles and a little wind safety is useful during storm season.  Won't protect me from a tornado, but I won't blow away in a thunderstorm which was a possibility the last two RAGBRAIs I was on.


The windfly rolls back on one side to allow a breeze in the tent.  Or a moth, as is currently the case.  Weightwise, it's less than half the weight of the other tent which I really like.  There's a lot of stuff to carry on RAGRAI to make it through a week, so saving weight where you can is useful.  It'll give me some spare capacity to carry an iPhone recharger and extra snacks.


The end result is that my backyard is starting to look like a tent city.  I'm keeping both.  That leaves me with two four person tents, one one to two person survival tent, and a one to two person small dome tent with a busted pole that I'll still repair right after RAGBRAI now that I'm homing in on the pole circumference.  I know there are only three people in my family, but I need a place for my folks to stay when they finally need assisted living and I think they'll want separate tents with a lot of space.  My mom for her sewing.  Dad for his old car parts.  That'll leave the survival tent for me to use for camping.  I'm all about conscientious planning.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

My Seldom Used Firepit is now a Fairy Garden

I'm still dismantling the wheelchair ramp, cutting apart those nail-ridden 2x4s three at a time so I don't fill up my trash.  I'd save them for a dumpster, but I think I'll be filling up the dumpster with shed wood, deck wood, and shed shingles, so I'm hedging my bets on available disposal space.  To mix it up a bit today, I mowed and killed wasps and cleaned garage and shopped for a tent and did laundry and washed dishes and packed for RAGBRAI between sawing.  In case you can't tell, I'm not very fond of sawing.  I'm not very fond of any of those things, so busting them all into bite-sized portions helps.

During mowing, I had to move the portable fire pit out of the way to mow under it.  Upon lifting the mesh lid, I realized it's been a while since we had a fire.



The photos of the little plants are sort of nice.  It looks like one of those fairy gardens people make, except mine didn't take any effort, only neglect.


I did not put that rock there.  It was already there.  I'm not sure who was trying to cook a rock.


And while I'm at it, a few of my wife's flowers I didn't catch last time.


They look nicer from this angle.  Our neighbors have a huge garden of flowers that includes these same kind.  It's beautiful.  But I don't really want to engage in neighborly appropriation of their flower assets for my pictures.

Books 1988

My mother also found a list of books I read in 1988, twenty-five years ago.  Amusingly, Elfstones and Wishsong of Shannara are on the list, albeit spelled incorrectly.  Amusing because Eryn and I just finished reading them in early June.

Most of these are pretty straight forward fantasy and scifi, but Bloodland by Johnstone, a bit of conservative shoot 'em upness, stands out as the one thing that's not like the others (Ayn Rand as well, but that's not quite as strange).  I suspect I either picked up the book at the RPI (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute) library sale - which is where I started reading Dune again - or at the Monticello flea market (Osowski's Flea Market) where I used to buy Mack Boland books en bulk.  I always want to write Mac Noland when I write that, because I know Mac and he wrote a self-published thriller.  Not the same.  Mac has never killed lots of mafioso to my knowledge.  The Executioner page on Wikipedia is cool because it lists 414 Mack Boland mainline series books, not including the 158 SuperBolan books.  Ponder that.  There are 572 books between those two series.  I didn't read nearly that many, although I bet I read a good 40 or 50 minimum.  Enough that I still remember April and Grimaldi despite reading them before I could drive.

It's also sort of neat that this list survived where a computerized list, like I keep now, might not have.  Of course you can log your books in the cloud for safety - store them on Goodreads or in Dropbox - but it's an interesting slice of history that for a while we moved past paper but were reliant on either upgrading the format frequently, or losing the data permanently.



This list does make me want to reread Ellison's Deathbird Stories.  I remember it as being a bit unnerving overall.  I wonder if I'd still find it shocking in the era of Trayvon Martin and Zimmerman.  The Whimper of Whipped Dogs about the murder of Kitty Genovese is in that collection which is an amazing story.

It's Good!

Memories of Grandma Madeline.  In her things my mother found this Kid's Kooking Lesson #4 recipe for Fruit Basket Upset involving fruit cocktail (which I despise, by the way.  I'd make it with real fruit now), bananas (peeled and diced), and mini marshmallows.  The min marsh note took me a while to figure out, although in retrospect it makes sense.



This is the amusing part - according to Grandma it's my salad and, "Its good."

Thursday, July 11, 2013

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Popcorn!

I'm part of the Community Volunteer Committee at work.  A few weeks ago we were supposed to hand out popcorn as part of our onsite corporate picnic/summer get together.  There was a baseball theme, so it seemed like a good idea.  We'd hand out bags of popcorn with instructions on them about how to record employee hours in the corporate giving database, encouraging better record keeping so the data is there to create better volunteer programs like our corporate matching and volunteer days.

But the company that rented us the popcorn machine brought a nonfunctional machine and we had to bail, although we were stuck with 5000 printed popcorn bags and all sorts of cases of popcorn and oil. So today, over lunch and when they were having the beer on the terrace event (a first to my knowledge), we attempted to use up our supplies.  Two beers drive a real desire for popcorn.  I spent two hours handing out popcorn during lunch and during the end of day beer event and have my first real sunburn of the season.  And a real burn.  I bumped my hand against the electrical connector that leads to the popcorn popping pot (say that ten times fast) and have a very prominent blister on my right thumb.  No photo of the blister.  It's gross and I'm sick of injury blogging.

Here's the cart.  Very ball game looking.  But it says NOT to use an extension cord or plug it into a generator, so that illusion of being able to roll around and serve popcorn is just that, an illusion.  You can roll it around, but not if you're trying to pop popcorn at the same time.  It's one or the other.  All that popcorn on the ground is my fault.  I tended to overflow the bags so they were extra full.  If you  had a bag, don't worry, I carefully washed my hands first and never touched my face, or anything else, during my serving stint.  I was very germ conscious.  Beautiful day for it, as you can tell.



My shadow looming toward the popcorn machine.  The spirit of volunteering.  What a wonderful metaphor.  Because I'm all about touching metaphors.