Thursday, July 18, 2013

Crafty Burglar

I like the first headline from The Patch, not because it's Crafty Burglar Strikes Toilets of Eagan McDonalds', but because the follow up line is "Prosecutors claim crap metal, not lost rings or pet fish, was the motive."  I suppose that's accurate. And then to top it off, the next headline, "Burnsville Man Spends Six Days in Jail for Molesting Eagan..." is almost as funny, albeit sad.  A poor choice of where to put the ... on the part of The Patch.

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