Showing posts with label snrky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snrky. Show all posts

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Reboot - Snarky

Update: I thought I should note that I've made it through six posts (posted and scheduled).  That's not a bad start.  I'm particularly pleased with the canary post.  Going with little yellow blobs in Paint rather than detailed canaries was the right move.

Original:
Poor Snrky.com.  Over a year without posts.  I've got a backlog, and it really doesn't take much effort, so I thought I'd give it a kick and run it for a while again.  We went from approximately 600 views per post to 2.  That's really going to impact the income rate on the site.  How will we maintain our $2 in annual income?  As an added side benefit, it should update the images on my site.


Friday, March 30, 2012

Reboot II

We decided to mix it up over at snrky.com again.  It took us a year to realize that with no text other than the alt and title image tags and title to the post, most search engines were doing a very poor job of finding the site.  At least now we show up when someone searches for snrky.  Even that didn't get a hit before.  So we're moving things around.  Dropping the title for the comic onto the bottom of the image (that's no good for search, but if people want to share it, at least they don't have to cut and paste a few things - we could lay the title into the image as well, but at the bottom is more interesting.  We may get rid of the * and move it truly to the bottom left).  Adding the title and alt as real text to the post - visible, not just as attributes of the image.  And....drum roll...adding content.  I have to say that's the most difficult part.  I can think up short funny blurbs, but trying to add some related content, regardless of how much I type in other capacities, is sort of painful.  The intent is to add it at the same time as the post so there's always a comic at the top of the page.

Additionally - we're going to be messing around with the white on black and perhaps going black on white and trying to pretty it up a bit while we're at it.  It's an interesting learning experience as a background thread to other things I do.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was once again held at our house.  We cooked both corporate turkeys.  Mine, and Leon's.  I think we could have once again done with one, but two ensured plenty of leftovers.  Lee and his family showed up.  Lloyd (my other uncle in law - or Eryn's great uncle, depending on how you color it).  My father in law and mother in law.  And my sister in law and her family.  Cookie Queen and her kids showed up later for some play time.

Apparently snrky.com did a special cartoon to celebrate our turkeys noting, "It's the intangibles that count."

There were two rounds of poker.  I lost the first, despite putting the hurt to my father in law and Eryn (that's right, no mercy in poker, even for my own daughter.  And yes, she plays Hold 'em.  I need to remind her to save some money for New Year's Eve).  And won the second.  $12.  Enough to offset half a bottle of one of the two bourbons I bought for Thanksgiving, as that seems to be the drink of choice - both for the menfolk and womenfolk.  The beer was virtually untouched.

Buffalo Trace and Eagle Rare.  Kyle's Kentucky trip influence is clearly visible in my choices.  When I was buying my bottles at The Cellars, there was a kid in a suit shopping for Scotch. He was clearly excited and I had the impression he was either hosting Thanksgiving, or taking a bottle to Thanksgiving, or had gotten a promotion.  He had some good $40 bottles in hand.  Then asked the guy from the Cellars, "So these are nice, but what's your favorite?"  The clerk noted his favorite was just over $100 a bottle and the kid looked simultaneously taken aback and intrigued.  Definitely the appropriate approach.  Some skepticism in your $100+ purchases.  I should have taken down his name and number so we could do scotch sharing nights.  That's the best way to try $100 bottles.  Hear that Kyle?  Up for Scotch or Bourbon nights with a group of 4 or 5?

My wife and I discussed the possibility of making squash soup for Thanksgiving next year.  I am loving the squash soup with crustini/french bread.  Don't panic.  In addition to the turkey, not instead of the turkey.  While listening to MPR, I heard them discussing this recipe, harvest stuffed squash, which I'd also like to try.  Might have to experiment earlier to get an idea for whether it's good.  But the ingredients sound delicious.  Here are the details, courtesy of Beth Dooley at MPR.

HARVEST STUFFED SQUASH
Serves 8
Ingredients: 
4 small Cinderella pumpkins or acorn squash, halved and seeded
2 tablespoons sunflower oil or olive oil
1 large onion, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 fennel bulb, diced
1 red bell pepper, seeded, deveined, and chopped
1 large carrot, finely diced
1/4 cup chopped hazelnuts
2 cups cooked wild rice or barley
1/2 cup chopped parsley
2 tablespoons rubbed sage
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions: 
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Place the squash cut-side down on a baking sheet and bake until it is tender, about 40 minutes. Meanwhile, heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the onion, garlic, fennel, red pepper, carrot, and hazelnuts until the onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the wild rice and herbs, and season with salt and pepper to taste. Remove the squash from the oven, turn it over, and place it cut-side up on the baking sheet. Fill the squash with the stuffing. Return the squash to the oven and bake it an additional 30 minutes.

Finally - you can't declare Thanksgiving over until the naked Barbie balances on an exercise ball.  Haven't heard that saying before?  Get used to it.  And just so you don't have to imagine it...

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Artists

Wow....I got told by an artist today that she didn't have time to take on a project for me, despite that I'd offered cash and she could set the terms.  The next time I see "starving artist" on something, I'm not going to believe it.  If you can refuse premium rates for my shitty (visually) stick figure comic, you obviously are making serious money.  If any of you know some artist friends, this is what I'm looking for:


We currently have two "settings", two in a cube, and across the table.  What we'd like to do is:

  1. Clean up the existing images (e.g. lines not separated/no jagged lines/a more artistic feel [as much as possible with stick figures]).
  2. Two in a cube modified.  Cleaned up, perhaps with a board with some generic developer text or workflow on it behind the developer on the right (with the black cloud).  That might be too cluttered - but something to add some visual busi-ness.
  3. Figure out a way to clarify that the two individuals in two in a cube are sitting in front of computers without using a brand name (something applish on the back that's not an apple)
  4. Modify across the table.  Cleaned up.  Something to give it a little more interest, although without cluttering the table which we have a habit of using for putting humorous items on (hats/etc).
  5. A new image – The Office.  CEO/Manager type at a desk with the employee sitting in a chair facing them.  Alternately, perhaps the employee standing if it still leaves ample room for text.
  6. A new image - The elevator.  Two+ people on an elevator.
  7. Images should stay stick-figurish, although they can be cleaned up artistically.
  8. Images should keep/incorporate the dark cloud or some recreation of the dark cloud as that's the annoyed-snarky thought bubble.
  9. Images can have color, but we'd like black and white versions as well in case that's cheaper for making mugs for family for Christmas/Birthdays.
  10. We own the images and all rights when all is said and done.