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Showing posts with label snarky. Show all posts

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was once again held at our house.  We cooked both corporate turkeys.  Mine, and Leon's.  I think we could have once again done with one, but two ensured plenty of leftovers.  Lee and his family showed up.  Lloyd (my other uncle in law - or Eryn's great uncle, depending on how you color it).  My father in law and mother in law.  And my sister in law and her family.  Cookie Queen and her kids showed up later for some play time.

Apparently snrky.com did a special cartoon to celebrate our turkeys noting, "It's the intangibles that count."

There were two rounds of poker.  I lost the first, despite putting the hurt to my father in law and Eryn (that's right, no mercy in poker, even for my own daughter.  And yes, she plays Hold 'em.  I need to remind her to save some money for New Year's Eve).  And won the second.  $12.  Enough to offset half a bottle of one of the two bourbons I bought for Thanksgiving, as that seems to be the drink of choice - both for the menfolk and womenfolk.  The beer was virtually untouched.

Buffalo Trace and Eagle Rare.  Kyle's Kentucky trip influence is clearly visible in my choices.  When I was buying my bottles at The Cellars, there was a kid in a suit shopping for Scotch. He was clearly excited and I had the impression he was either hosting Thanksgiving, or taking a bottle to Thanksgiving, or had gotten a promotion.  He had some good $40 bottles in hand.  Then asked the guy from the Cellars, "So these are nice, but what's your favorite?"  The clerk noted his favorite was just over $100 a bottle and the kid looked simultaneously taken aback and intrigued.  Definitely the appropriate approach.  Some skepticism in your $100+ purchases.  I should have taken down his name and number so we could do scotch sharing nights.  That's the best way to try $100 bottles.  Hear that Kyle?  Up for Scotch or Bourbon nights with a group of 4 or 5?

My wife and I discussed the possibility of making squash soup for Thanksgiving next year.  I am loving the squash soup with crustini/french bread.  Don't panic.  In addition to the turkey, not instead of the turkey.  While listening to MPR, I heard them discussing this recipe, harvest stuffed squash, which I'd also like to try.  Might have to experiment earlier to get an idea for whether it's good.  But the ingredients sound delicious.  Here are the details, courtesy of Beth Dooley at MPR.

HARVEST STUFFED SQUASH
Serves 8
Ingredients: 
4 small Cinderella pumpkins or acorn squash, halved and seeded
2 tablespoons sunflower oil or olive oil
1 large onion, chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 fennel bulb, diced
1 red bell pepper, seeded, deveined, and chopped
1 large carrot, finely diced
1/4 cup chopped hazelnuts
2 cups cooked wild rice or barley
1/2 cup chopped parsley
2 tablespoons rubbed sage
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions: 
Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Place the squash cut-side down on a baking sheet and bake until it is tender, about 40 minutes. Meanwhile, heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the onion, garlic, fennel, red pepper, carrot, and hazelnuts until the onions are translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the wild rice and herbs, and season with salt and pepper to taste. Remove the squash from the oven, turn it over, and place it cut-side up on the baking sheet. Fill the squash with the stuffing. Return the squash to the oven and bake it an additional 30 minutes.

Finally - you can't declare Thanksgiving over until the naked Barbie balances on an exercise ball.  Haven't heard that saying before?  Get used to it.  And just so you don't have to imagine it...

Monday, October 17, 2011

Snarky Reboot

Snrky.com has rebooted! You can probably see the picture/link on the right of this blog, but in case it's too small, the art is brand new.  The site is temporarily moving to five posts a week while it reposts three of the originals each week and posts two new cartoons as well.  There are even some new frames that will be showing up.  It finally looks like something that could be put on the side of a coffee cup or on a wall.

Thursday, August 04, 2011

Artists

Wow....I got told by an artist today that she didn't have time to take on a project for me, despite that I'd offered cash and she could set the terms.  The next time I see "starving artist" on something, I'm not going to believe it.  If you can refuse premium rates for my shitty (visually) stick figure comic, you obviously are making serious money.  If any of you know some artist friends, this is what I'm looking for:


We currently have two "settings", two in a cube, and across the table.  What we'd like to do is:

  1. Clean up the existing images (e.g. lines not separated/no jagged lines/a more artistic feel [as much as possible with stick figures]).
  2. Two in a cube modified.  Cleaned up, perhaps with a board with some generic developer text or workflow on it behind the developer on the right (with the black cloud).  That might be too cluttered - but something to add some visual busi-ness.
  3. Figure out a way to clarify that the two individuals in two in a cube are sitting in front of computers without using a brand name (something applish on the back that's not an apple)
  4. Modify across the table.  Cleaned up.  Something to give it a little more interest, although without cluttering the table which we have a habit of using for putting humorous items on (hats/etc).
  5. A new image – The Office.  CEO/Manager type at a desk with the employee sitting in a chair facing them.  Alternately, perhaps the employee standing if it still leaves ample room for text.
  6. A new image - The elevator.  Two+ people on an elevator.
  7. Images should stay stick-figurish, although they can be cleaned up artistically.
  8. Images should keep/incorporate the dark cloud or some recreation of the dark cloud as that's the annoyed-snarky thought bubble.
  9. Images can have color, but we'd like black and white versions as well in case that's cheaper for making mugs for family for Christmas/Birthdays.
  10. We own the images and all rights when all is said and done.