When I take my shoes and socks downstairs and the dog, Luna, is still her kennel in the morning, ready to go out, she stands up as I enter the room, and looks at me expectantly. Then I sit in the recliner, and she lays back down. I put on a sock and she stands up expectantly. Then realizes I'm not done, and lays back down. I put on the other sock, and she stands up, ready to go. Then realizes I'm not done, and lays back down. I work the double knot out of a dress shoe and she bolts to attention. But lays back down after it takes me more than five seconds. Shoe is going on the foot. UP! Wait...down. Other shoe is picked up, UP! Wait...down. Untying the other double knot. UP!!!! No...not done. Other shoe is finally going on, UP, UP! Wait...no leash in hand. Back down.
This is why dogs will never rule the world. They're two f-ing stupid to understand how shoes work.
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