"One of the criminals who hung there hurled insults at him: 'Aren't you the Christ? Save yourself and us!' "
"Nay!" replied Jesus. "For I don't have enough energy, nor have my friends given me an energy pack today. Or perhaps it has not been 24 hours since I last used an energy pack. Will you help me fight off an ultra-national gang?"

2 comments:
I notice you lost both fights. Makes sense since he's JESUS after all...
I worry he'll ice me, then raise me, then ice me all over again.
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