Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Cumberland and the C&O

I'm not sure how I'll ever get commentary done on 10 days of photos. Whenever we stopped moving on our D.C. vacation (no staycation for us - we have a gas-efficient Focus), it was to wander around someplace new. The pile of photos is daunting. So it may take me 10 days to post them, although I'll show the most pictures for this post because it was my favorite part of the trip (sorry family, but you already knew it was) - the bicycle ride I took from Cumberland, Maryland, to Williamsport. It was supposed to be a two day affair, until I realized I had a slow stem leak around 10 p.m. in the evening, and the tube I'd packed was for my hybrid, not my mountain bike. Pooteewheet was pretty sure I was going to cry. There's just no way to make 100 miles in a day, at least for me, if I can't start until after the bicycle stores open.

The ride was 91.25 miles. Or so. I wasn't as prepared as I should have been, and I don't just mean the bicycle tube. I knew there was water on the ride, but I didn't realize that the first town wouldn't be until about the 60 mile mark. That would have been fine if my only food hadn't been a single Cliff Bar to wash down with some water that tasted like it had tobacco in it.

This is Cumberland, Maryland. Rather than start on the trail, we hoteled on the other side of a mountain. Fortunately, the short side, so the 3 mile ride wasn't all uphill. But it wasn't the best way to start a ride either. George Washington's HQ in Cumberland. At 7:00 a.m., the only one around is a homeless guy on a nearby bench.


The Cumberland train station. It took me a while to realize that there's a cut in the hills for the train that used to run along almost the same path as the canal. So from canal, to train track, to bike path, although never quite in the same space.


I got lost at first. I thought the trail started on the WV side of the river. You know what's on the WV side of the river? Four finger auto. A gun shop. A tattoo shop. A coffee shop to be that's sort of in a big windowless duplex. A drive through liquor store that opens at 7:00 a.m. and actually has someone driving through at 7:00 a.m. And a house with a sign that says "West Virginia, not heaven, but almost." If it were heaven, the drive in liquor store would never close. But then, I showed up just after 7:00, so for all I know it never did close.


Some of the ride. As you can see, it wasn't paved. It varied quite a bit between areas. Two wheel tracks, to single track, to grass. Mud, to stick covered mud, to rock and stick covered mud.


Here's my bike as I take a rest to tell Pooteewheet where I am and Blackberry a few messages to work. Yep, I checked in while I was riding. I think that means they should let me work from my bicycle, but I know that'll never happen.


A lock and associated house. There were dozens of locks on the ride. Some high and dry. Some containing swamps. Some nice little lakes or streams.


I stopped here to eat my sole Cliff Bar for breakfast. I didn't realize until I stepped away to take a picture that there was a grave next to my bike. I couldn't tell whose, it was rather worn. Hopefully not the biker before me who only took one breakfast bar.


Some of the path where the tracks merge. Note all the water. I spent a lot of time hopping back and forth across the center raised grass area to avoid the puddles. Not always possible, but necessary to avoid some of the puddles that had a 1' drop in the middle (almost took a header on one). My arms were aching from all the bouncing around. When I got to lunch, I was covered in mud and made sure to find a place where I could sit at the counter, far away from decent, normal-smelling, family folk.


Important point about the canal, it cuts through the mountains. So you don't have to climb these mist-shrouded monsters that border the trail on both sides.


The Paw Paw Tunnel. Under construction, so sort of anticlimactic when you realize there's a tractor in the canal. But as I rode up, I stayed on my bike the first 50', not realizing it was stone that had been pocked by dripping water. I almost tumbled over the guard rail into the canal I was bouncing so hard. It was pretty creepy in the tunnel without a flashlight and no one else around. All I could hear was a slow drip, and the waist high railing kept disappearing in my peripheral vision.


The far end of the tunnel.


Within the tunnel! A bit of ad hoc commentary.


Outside the tunnel. There was a boardwalk here to bike on. Later in the ride, the path skirted some cliffs and you went out almost over the lake. It was like an oven, and some sunbathers had positioned themselves there to get the most sun, which made it something of an obstacle course as you careened around the path. This is the view that made me want to do the ride.


The front of the tunnel, and the steps everyone gets their picture taken on.


The Potomac River. If your raft can go up stream, it can also go down stream. Almost all the camp grounds are flush against the river. Given that I know it can crest considerably higher, I'd hate to be in the campgrounds during a rain storm.


A funny sign - watch for the falling rocks.


A funnier sign, dismount and walk your bike across the aqueduct.


The funniest sign. Don't be this person.


The four locks area where it slopes downhill and around a corner.


A nice little arch just off the path. Lots of wild strawberries.


One of the mileage markers that make you feel like the ride is going on forever if you haven't eaten enough.


This dam was shelled by Confederate troops who were trying to stop commerce on the river.


Civil War markers were in several places. Here's McCoy's Ferry.


These were probably the rocks that gave me a flat tire. They were sharp as glass and just falling off the cliff side into big drifts. You could have cut your finger on one. A good example of how different the trail was mile by mile.


An old pump area they used to fill the canal using the river.


The train that cut back and forth across the canal and trail. It was no longer in operation as near as I could tell.


The Roundtop Cement Mill. They managed to burn it down three times, and had trouble making a profit. Imagine that.


These are the kilns for cooking limestone to make cement and fertilizer. There were a few abandoned structures on the trail. At one point, I saw a field of stunted corn and thought, "Wow, that doesn't look tended." A few hundred feet further there was an abandoned farm house stuffed into the side of a cliff, firewood still next to it. I wondered whether the field of stunted corn was all that was left of a bachelor farmer who'd either died or been shunted off to the old folks home. It certainly looked like something you'd expect to see in The Blair Witch.


The Devil's Eyebrow. The land crimped, and the soft, nugatty center fell out.


The end of my 90 degree, 90% humdity, 90 mile ride, as I pull into Williamsport.


Eryn helping me celebrate the end of my day.

You're Making Marvin Very Angry

She Says gave me a present while I was in D.C. Actually, a few presents. And a few for Eryn, including a pedometer that Eryn loves and hauled around D.C. constantly resetting. But my presents were cooler, including a Boy Scout carry bag, and this t-shirt! Which like the sweatshirt my mother gave me, is perhaps not acceptable in public, but definitely works as part of a sweatshirt, t-shirt, Marvin slippers ensemble.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Translation

The translator got back to me with a translation of Vanessa Paradis' Tandem. There are a suspicious number of somethings in her translation. It's almost like a mad lib. So I've added several more, and I encourage everyone to make up their own version and post it in the comments. I'll send the winner a present - sole criteria is what amuses me (that's my criteria for many things, ask Pooteewheet).

In the words [something].

Too much of [something]

Never anyone else

Always in [something]

It's the (something)

or the other is always [something]

[something]

I envision [something]

As a [something] I don't know

I send myself into [something]

Too [something

A thousand and one [something] [something]

In the words {something]

Transition

For friends and family who read the blog, and that includes Mac, who has mused on the topic numerous times, I am no longer development, strictly speaking, but management. In two weeks, I switch roles, moving back to a department I've been a part of in the past to take on a role that's sort of on the other side of the fence from where I am now (i.e. I may engage someone in my current role; it just won't be myself). I've enjoyed my current position, but I'm at an interesting crossroads where I have a very good blend of technical skills and organizational/managerial skills. If I ever wanted to transition into a role with a managerial scope in technology, it seemed like the perfect time. It seems at least slightly validating that after six interviews I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Media -> Bicycle Musicality!

Update: I've added half a dozen videos and links based on the few comments I received. Quite a selection.

I'm succumbing to media. I watched Act One of Joss Whedon's Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, and when it reminded me that I have an account on Hulu, I went back there after a hiatus and discovered I can watch the second season of 30 Rock and The Daily Show. All of this interrupted watching Weeds and the First Season of Dr. Who on Netflix, as well as G4TV, a Ruby for Rails cast, and movie trailers on Miro, the Netflix movies I have sitting on top of the television, and the Arrested Development season TallBrad loaned me. It certainly explains why my reading has dropped off a bit.

Running with an over-mediaed theme, I realized there must be a number of bike-related videos, like the Bat for Lashes one at the Bicycle Film Festival, that I haven't seen. I felt better realizing I was doing something that smelled like research instead of just passively digesting entertainment.

The Mixtures - The Pushbike Song. They also did a cover of In the Summertime, although after Mungo Jerry, but the songs are very similar. Slugbug! (alt. Pushbike version)


Gayantha and Shanika, The Bicycle Song. More of a Bollywood vibe. I don't know what they're singing, but there are a lot of bicycles.


Walter Schreifels, The Bicycle Song. A sad tune about the separation one feels when a jerk drives off with your baby.


Ugly Kid Joe - Bicycle Wheels. Should have got myself some bicycle wheels, on the wings of steel. Way better than Bon Jovi singing about his Steel Horse.

Katie Melua, Nine Million Bicycles. Who the hell is pulling on her feet? That second lyrics about 12 billion light years makes me think of Monty Python.


Aqua City Motel goes Bicycling Across the Universe. No video, but they have a bike song, and if you search my blog, you'll find some low-quality video.

Sweet Joyce Ann's Bicycle Song. Lots of strumming. Mean Mr. Mustard, was she ever Miss San Diego City Limits?


Be Your Own Pet - Bicycle, Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle. See their boundless cruelty and foul deeds!

You can't have a bicycle video list without Queen's Bicycle Race and its reference to fat bottomed girls. I knew a guy who looked just like Freddie Mercury. I love the bells solo with them all ringing - that's poetry.


Pink Floyd - Bike


Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bicycle Song. How could I forget to mention, the bicycle is a good invention. I don't think they give the rollercoaster of love that much credit.


Double, The Bike Song. I love my bicycle, and I love you... I don't know, Tall Brad, that two girl on the bike facing each other thing looks down right dirty.


Handlebars, by the Flobots. The other video is nice. I too know all the words to De Colores. There are a dozen versions of this on YouTube.


Tatopani, Nepali Bicycle Song. Very World Music-ish.


Mr. Verg's Bicycle Song. Puppet Cycling Music.


Not exactly a video, but The Mixtures doing Pushbike on The Paul Hogan Show. This might not be safe for work depending on your work. I include it here to show my sister, LissyJo, what my brother in law used to enjoy as an Australian. The Brits didn't have anything on him with Benny Hill.


Speaking of which, there's a band called the Bicycles that sings about Australia. At least they're not chanting about how they come from a land down under, where beer does flow, and men chunder. Isn't it more impressive when your men can drink their beer and not vomit?


Whew...let's call that a wrap, although I'd appreciate more recommendations.

Sarah's a genius:
Old Saint Nick, I Want to Be Your Bicycle Seat:


Carrie Rodriguez, 7 Angels on a Bicycle:


Bodden Towner, Bicycle Seat. A mere 139 views. I'm several of them.


Classic - a bicycle built for a two. A nod to tandems:


Probably not safe for work, given the topless guitar player and stripper pole. Also probably not about a bike, despite the title, Tandem. But I'd like to think so. I have my translator working on it. Vanessa Paradis. Hey...I saw her in a picture with Johnny Depp earlier today - she's his girlfriend of the last 10 years:


The Dukes of Stratosphere (XTC), Bike Ride to the Moon


Tomorrow, My White Bicycle


Nazareth, My White Bicycle


Luka Bloom, The Acoustic Motorbike (courtesy of cyclelicio.us)


Eric Herman, The World's Fastest Bicycle.

They Might Be Giants, Dirt Bike


Ghoti Hook, My Bike


XTC, I'd Like That (bike reference)


Melanie Safka, Brand New Key (I'm pretty sure everyone will recognize this one by the time it gets to the chorus)


The Cartoon version of Brand New Key I remember from the misty days of childhood:

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Sank's Meme

Courtesy of Sank, the New Kid Meme:

1. Any nickname? Scooter. Dexter. I was just lamenting that when I last switched jobs, my Scooter nickname went away. Not enough Scotts in my group to make it necessary.

2. Mother’s name? Ellen

3. Favorite drink? Beer. Many different kinds of beer. And scotch, when I can afford it.

4. Tattoos? Only on my wife.

5. Body Piercings? Like Sank, my hole grew over. My ear hole. Still have a lump where the hole was. Or is this a question about whether I like body piercings. I do - I'm a fan.

6. Sank censored number six. Was it dirty? Perhaps. So I'll make up a confusing question: "Most recent sexual term you heard that you didn't understand?" Arabian Goggles (thanks to Kevin on G4 TV)

7. Birthplace? San Jose

8 Favorite vacation spot? Loved New Orleans. Love London.

9.Ever been to Africa? No

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yes, with beer.

11. Ever been on TV? Yes. On a show staring a clown who is now dead.

12. Ever steal any traffic sign? Sign...sign....I think this leaves some room for interpretation that works in my favor. I have never stolen a traffic sign.

13. Ever been in a car accident? Hit a light post near Brooklyn Park. Big one. It came down.

14. 2-door or 4-door vehicle? Four doors all around.

15. Favorite salad dressing? I loathe most condiments - salad dressing, ketchup, mustard, disgusting.

16. Favorite Pie? Rhubarb and Strawberry (really, rhubarb and most any berry)

17. Favorite number? 31, for no particular reason

18. Favorite movie? Once upon a time it was The Princess Bride, but I think I'm not partial Breaking Away and American Flyers. An honorable mention for Dawn of the Dead.

19. Favorite holiday? May Day.

20. Favorite dessert? Ice cream. Probably Izzy's.

21. Favorite food? Thai.

22. Favorite day of the week? Sunday - lots of time to bike.

23. Favorite brand of body wash? Soap. Shampoo if I'm out of soap.

24. Favorite toothpaste? Crest.

25. Favorite smell? Hops.

26. What do you do to relax? Bicycling. Hamock.

27. How do you see yourself in 10 years? You would not believe how many people have asked me this question in the last month. I see myself wiser and still as happy with the world as I am now. My goals are simple.

28. Furthest place you will send this message? My blog.

29. Who will respond to this the fastest? She Says

Questions from the Peanut Gallery:

A. Favorite Author: Orwell or Morrow

B. Favorite Book: Depends on the genre. History: At The Hands of Persons Unknown: The Lynching of Black America. SciFi: War With the Newts. Overall (because of a predilliction to dystopic literature): 1984 or We.

C. Favorite Sport: Bicycling.

D. Favorite Team: Garmin Chipotle.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

I Think I'm One of Those Bikers

I meant to do about a 20 mile ride up to Como for my niece's birthday party. Instead I biked over to Erik's and dropped off some of his stuff, then biked to Como, then home. A little over 48 miles, and if you know what the wind was like here today, you know that at least 1/3 of that ride required some monumental effort. I used to think that people in my bike group who just decided it was a good day for a 50 mile ride were absolutely crazy. It's disturbing to think I'm evolving into that group.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Bicycle Film Festival

Kyle and I went to the Bicycle Film Festival (we drove - I'm not a fan of biking home on Highway 13 at 11:00 p.m.) at the Riverview Theater last night to watch Breaking Away on the big screen, and a series of Bike Shorts. These were some of the shorts I liked best:

Bat for Lashes "What's a Girl to Do?" A very strange video that was creepy in a Donny Darko way on the Riverview screen.


Tom Sachs' Waffle Bike. Which gets funnier the more you watch.


The Balorda Bike Festival as directed by Luca Bedini and Marco Brandoli. 3000 people getting drunk on wine, eating pork and pasta, and riding a mere three miles. This might be a fun ride to do in the future.


And, totally unrelated to bicycling but VERY funny, Black 20's Journey At the Center of the Earth. I think Mean Mr. Mustard can appreciate why it amuses me.

What Am I Supposed to Do?

There was a piece of paper on my desk with a note to myself. Right after “indexing presentation” and before “RMG spikes/vibration analysis”, both of which make perfect sense if you're me, there is the phrase "TODO: odd snuggler."

I've got no clue.

Cracker

For a bit of fun reading, go check out Pharyngula's post about a guy trying to sneak a communion wafer out of a mass (characterized by some as a kidnapping). It had so many comments (and that didn't include the email and death threats) that he had to cut it off at 1000 and start a new thread.

IsHit

Yesterday, I came within moments of sending a partner an email explaining that the new property they should request on an existing API was to give each object an .IsHit property. Because .IsHit would tell them whether the object itself had been the result of a search, or the object's children. There could still be a collection associated with the object to show which children were hit, and it could include itself in that list, but even then, an .IsHit property would be convenient. But fortunately, I like to proofread, and quickly changed all of them to .HasData.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Bouncer

As part of the fun committee for my department at work, part of my job today was to boot two hot nannies and their associated children and a troupe of pink-haired, filming cosplayers out of our reserved picnic area at Blackhawk Park. I think this is just part of what it means to get older - the twenty year olds on the fun committee know they need to be mean to the nannies, they just don't want to. It's easier to let the crabby old guy do his job.

A quote for my sister from Finishing the Game: The Search for a New Bruce Lee. "If I get hit in the head with a bottle, it was the white kids. If it was a rock, it was the black kids. It all hurts just the same."

How come my wife has never left me a message at work thanking me for getting it on and commenting on how I put in "double overtime"? And why does Vivaxa have some sort of assumption that if you can get it up and keep it up, women will want it all the time, and for as long as it's pointing at God, and will actually say complementary things that sound incredibly insincere and overdone? And why should that appeal to me? Do they know they're rehashing a theme as old as Boccaccio's Decameron, that women become insatiable given enough access to sex? I wonder if they have another series of commercials that plays off the Decameron's theme that if you're a guy and you're on the bottom, you're going to turn into a girl.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Timely

I was asked for my "quick opinion" on some options for a feature requirement today. A feature requirement that was baselined in January 2006. What qualifies as quick? Is it relative?

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Perfect Fortune

Yesterday, Eryn pulled a cookie out of the back seat while we were driving around and asked me, "Dad, I found a fortune cookie, can I eat it?"

"Of course, honey. Mom and I got it for you on Thursday when we were having lunch at the Chinese Restaurant."

"Dad, do you want to hear the fortune?"

"Sure."

"You will soon find a perfect parking spot at Thomson Reuters."

WTF? I was having a difficult time wrapping my brain around how the Chinese Restaurant near my house had managed such a spectacularly apropos fortune, until I realized that maybe it wasn't the cookie from the restaurant, but the cookie the Findlaw people gave me in the hallway several weeks ago. At least I hope it was.

Office Slinky

There is no doubt in my mind, given this took place in Eagan, that this was done at my office. Any doubt is erased by the time they get to the distinctive carpet.

Yank My Doodle

According to the news, watermelon is nature's Viagra. I think this is a great time for my annual bike ride with TCBC to retool and go with the saying, "Come to the Watermelon Ride, You'll See Fireworks Later".

My favorite overheard phrase from the ride, fully appropriate for someone in tight-fighting, spandex bike shorts, "In commemoration of this momentous holiday I'd just like to say, yank my doodle, its a dandy."

My second favorite overheard conversation between a guy and girl who were obviously on a beach date as they were walking back to their car, "So...you'll probably think this is really gross, but I have to ask this question. [Very long pause]. So you work with dogs, right?" That's not what I would have guessed the question to be, but if it's the first half of it, it's potentially more disgusting than anything I was imagining.

Here we are before the ride. We did the 15 mile this year. It's Eryn's first year on the tagalong, and given her history of falling off this year, and my history of not exercising quite enough the last two weeks, we went with the shorter ride rather than the 25. I think we'll give that a try next year. It's just not that farther, particularly as there are two rest stops. Eryn has new bike shorts. She wsa very excited about her butt not hurting after all that time in the saddle.


Grandpa and Grandma, ready to roll. Grandpa looks suspiciously like a bike cop.


Eryn points to where we should go. Or maybe it's a Babe Ruth sort of thing, and she's pointing to where we'll end up after we ride. Fairly easy, as it's a big circle.


The game is afoot! Eryn and I are wearing our matching Ironman tshirts. Almost. Her's does some Ironwoman on one side, my doesn't. We have matching shirts from the last several MN Ironman events, although she's just starting to fit into them instead of having to use them as nightgowns. Look at that view. Wouldn't you want to tagalong behind me for 15 miles?


Scott, registering for the event, and not realizing until after the ride that I'd been standing there clicking photos of him. I'm stealth paparazzi. He asked me at work how you knew if you'd been successfully registered. I pointed out that you didn't, except for him, because I'd sent him an email stating, "Hey, I see you're going on the ride!" That's the benefit of knowing the guy who types in the preregistration forms. He took his whole family on the trip - they looked like they had a great time.


Eryn being cute at the rest stop. It was crowded this year - lots of people, lots of Burleys. The Gatorade was from concentrate instead of powder for some reason, a vast improvement.


Tandem! Hide! HIDE!


Grandpa, Eryn and me eating after the ride. I think he wrote all the turns on his hand, which is why he's checking it like that. He's making sure he's really at the end.


Eryn rubbed the hot dog around her lips like lipstick to be funny. It was disgusting. A good picture of the teeth that fell out, and how they're coming in. There are five others in close proximity that are loose, so if the front one's aren't in, she'll be drinking through a straw soon.


After the ride, we hit the beach, just down the hill from the pavilion. We went to the beach two days in a row. Yesterday we did Schultz Lake in Eagan. I think this is a funny picture because here's Eryn, all dressed up to swim, and in the back it looks like a scene out of Breaking Away.


Fish devouring Pooteewheet's foot. These were very annoying (the fish, not Pooteewheet's toes). If you were standing in the lake, they'd dart up and nip at a toe or ankle, and if you kicked one while you were walking, the bony little bastards hurt. Not as much as the football I got hit in the neck with while minding my own business, but a distant second.


We didn't go out for fireworks in the evening, but stayed in and had a fire in the back yard and lit off the fountains and sparklers we had. I think next year we may try a bigger display - Eryn seems very hesitant about all the noise. She and Pooteewheet camped in the yard overnight which, given it was the 4th of July, wasn't the optimal camping-out night, with the fireworks going off until 2:00 a.m. I slept very comfortably in the bed all by myself.


Proof that Eryn doesn't like loud. Even the crackling cactus gets her to cover her ears.


A crackling cactus gone horribly wrong. I watched a show on PBS later in the evening where they were showing the safety measures the company that does the DC show takes to ensure employee safety. They normally hang out in a shipping container for safety during displays, so they took a container and pointed fireworks at it in 2" increments. 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10 put dents in the side, which was what they expected. Then they fired the 12" at the container, and it punched a hole in it the size of a Ford Focus. They all looked shocked. There was a lot of discussion about sloping sides to ensure all the blast didn't go directly into the container.


Very pretty, although it is scorching the lawn in all those places it looks like sparks are dancing onto water.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Tricked Out in Marvin

Pooteewheet says this new Marvin the Martian jacket from my parents may be too gay to wear anywhere other than at home. It probably doesn't help that it seems to zip on the wrong side. Do women's jackets zip on the opposite side, like how buttons work? I'm not saying the jacket does. I'm just asking. You know. For informational purposes.

It's really comfortable. And the right size. And I'm a big guy. And I'm already married, so I'm not shopping around...much. Does that make it ok? What if I wore ear rings on both ears and left my ring at home? DAMN IT, IT'S MARVIN, AND YOUR JUDGMENTAL ATTITUDE IS MAKING ME VERY ANGRY! If you come to visit, you're just going to have to deal with it. I can do whatever I want on my turf. Thanks Mom and Pops - it's very cool. Marvin is glowering at me every time I look down, and it goes perfect with my Marvin slippers from Mean Mr. Mustard.

There's P in the Pool (and Poo)

I noticed that Klund decided we should post pool pictures. There's no P or Poo, except in the word, but there is a Scooter with a Mad Hatter beer and a wizard shirt, which is almost as disturbing.