I'm a Martian

I just feel I should share this based on my love of Marvin T. Martian: I'm a Martian.

Lyrics:
Every time you see me, you earthlings turn and run.
I don't know what your problem is.
I'm really super fun.
I'm a Martian!
Not a great white shark.
I'm a Martian!
I play frisbee in the park.
Come over to my party.
It's not that long a trip.
You'll be glad you made the journey
for my seven-layered dip.
I like sharing cheese pizza.
You see, I'm not so bad.
Do you like little puppies?
I make them in my lab.
I'm a Martian!
I hope for you know ill will.
A Martian!
Does someone need a chill pill?
My name's Marvin, I'm a Martian!
La-la-la-la-le-la-la-lee-lee-lo
Let's share a lemon soda.
And talk about our feelings.
But don't insult my helmet
'Cause then I'll hit the ceilings.
I've got a laser!
And it's pointed at your planet.
It's my laser!
So don't take me for granted.
I'm a Martian!
Boom-shaka-laka
I'm a Martian!
Shaka-laka-boom.

You're Making Marvin Very Angry

She Says gave me a present while I was in D.C. Actually, a few presents. And a few for Eryn, including a pedometer that Eryn loves and hauled around D.C. constantly resetting. But my presents were cooler, including a Boy Scout carry bag, and this t-shirt! Which like the sweatshirt my mother gave me, is perhaps not acceptable in public, but definitely works as part of a sweatshirt, t-shirt, Marvin slippers ensemble.

Tricked Out in Marvin

Pooteewheet says this new Marvin the Martian jacket from my parents may be too gay to wear anywhere other than at home. It probably doesn't help that it seems to zip on the wrong side. Do women's jackets zip on the opposite side, like how buttons work? I'm not saying the jacket does. I'm just asking. You know. For informational purposes.

It's really comfortable. And the right size. And I'm a big guy. And I'm already married, so I'm not shopping around...much. Does that make it ok? What if I wore ear rings on both ears and left my ring at home? DAMN IT, IT'S MARVIN, AND YOUR JUDGMENTAL ATTITUDE IS MAKING ME VERY ANGRY! If you come to visit, you're just going to have to deal with it. I can do whatever I want on my turf. Thanks Mom and Pops - it's very cool. Marvin is glowering at me every time I look down, and it goes perfect with my Marvin slippers from Mean Mr. Mustard.