Sunday, February 17, 2008

Petrushka Scooter

My inlaws came back from Cancun yesterday and brought me my very own wrestling mask. They said that if I want to go dancing with attractive young women, it's important to have one. That way the attractive young women don't realize I'm ugly, and focus on my nice body. While I think it's nice they've noticed I've been working out, I'm still a little offended about the whole color-me-mr-ugly comment. Eryn hates the mask - she refuses to wrestle and calls me Foolman when I'm wearing it as a way to lighten the mood and offset the dread it thrusts into her heart and the fear it engenders in her soul.

They got me the Nacho Libre model, which is cool - but Kyle gave me the movie + mask the Christmas before last, so now I'm doubled up. Fortunately, they can be used together to achieve this effect:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now you and the Missus can both have a mask to call your own - the possibilities are endless....

The double mask effect is cool though. You can get into a match with a Mexican wrestler, and if you should get into such an unfortunate situation as to be unmasked, you will be one up on him, or her, I don't want to be presumptuous as pertains to Mexican wrestlers. Unmask you! I think not! Ha ha ha!

LissyJo said...

The mask disturbed me without thinking of the endless possibilities of scooter AND ptw masked...