Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Random Photo Post - Castratro

Little dude guarding a grave marker in Cannon Falls. It pisses me off that he's wearing overalls. If Pooteewheet wants to be haunted, she'll bury me with an overall-wearing guardian. That s*it would bring me back from the dead - and Eryn would be all like, "ahhhhh....Daddy's a zombie, and he's not pretending this time!" And I'd be, "Grr...overalls...brains...hurt..."

If she really wants to piss me off, she'll figure out how to get a custom Winnie the Pooh Overalls wearing figurine. I rolled over in my grave just thinking about it.

4 comments:

Tall Brad said...

Maybe she will bury you in overalls. That would be even better.

pete said...

If you die while working here I will find one to put near the plaque they will put up on the walking trail. :)

PTW said...

My thought was that, since Scooter's express wish is that he be reduced to ash (thereby not taking up valuable real estate), if I boxed him up wearing overalls, his remains would be forever intermingled with the overalls!

kyle said...

You could really complete the experience by reducing him to ash with a pair of overalls on, and then putting him in an urn shaped like the statue of the little kid wearing overalls. Then again, you would then have to look at the little kid in overalls statue sitting on your fireplace mantle everyday, so maybe that's not a good idea....