Coffee Moment

While I appreciate Mean Mr. Mustard's contribution to "I need something better than c-building, but cheaper than in-house 'bou" coffee mornings, a big bag of Starbuck's Italian Roast Extra Bold, featuring a bright red scooter, obviously representing some sort of subliminal, or liminal, lust for me, tomorrow we will be drinking Dunn Brothers Papua New Guinea, French Roast, Free Trade, for which I was comped half of a free drink when they couldn't get my card to process properly, and which Pooteewheet has helpfully labeled in green capital block letters, "LIBERAL COFFEE." Note that this [35 year old man arrested for Dunn Bros robbery - Farmington (Minnesota) Independent] is not me.