I know what you did in the bathroom

This does get the point across that you shouldn't use this particular stall.  But it also looks like perhaps there's some sort of bio emergency underway.  Perhaps a nice sign just doesn't cut it when it comes to conveying urgency.

Peep Show

I've been watching Peep Show while I bike.  Today's viewing included The Man Show (season 2, episode 5).  I like this two part quote, spread out during the episode...

"I'm staring into the abyss.  I don't like the abyss.  Maybe I can fill the abyss with lots and lots of [business] calls."

And later... "I have entered the abyss.  I have bought a house in the abyss.  I am forwarding my post to the abyss."

And I like that bathrooms are called bogs, although that would confuse the cranberry growers in the state next to mine and, potentially, really upset them if they thought someone was defecating in their cranberry bogs.

Awakening

Yesterday I walked into the corporate bathroom, sidled up to a urinal, and then heard this from one of the stalls:

"Uh umhph...umphh?!"

I can't quite capture it, but it was exactly the sound someone makes when they wake up unexpectedly, like after they've fallen asleep someplace they don't really expect to fall asleep. Hope his ass wasn't asleep.