Saturday, April 04, 2009

Awakening

Yesterday I walked into the corporate bathroom, sidled up to a urinal, and then heard this from one of the stalls:

"Uh umhph...umphh?!"

I can't quite capture it, but it was exactly the sound someone makes when they wake up unexpectedly, like after they've fallen asleep someplace they don't really expect to fall asleep. Hope his ass wasn't asleep.

1 comment:

Mac Noland said...

maybe they realized their underwear was misplaced?