Pooteewheet says this new Marvin the Martian jacket from my parents may be too gay to wear anywhere other than at home. It probably doesn't help that it seems to zip on the wrong side. Do women's jackets zip on the opposite side, like how buttons work? I'm not saying the jacket does. I'm just asking. You know. For informational purposes.
It's really comfortable. And the right size. And I'm a big guy. And I'm already married, so I'm not shopping around...much. Does that make it ok? What if I wore ear rings on both ears and left my ring at home? DAMN IT, IT'S MARVIN, AND YOUR JUDGMENTAL ATTITUDE IS MAKING ME VERY ANGRY! If you come to visit, you're just going to have to deal with it. I can do whatever I want on my turf. Thanks Mom and Pops - it's very cool. Marvin is glowering at me every time I look down, and it goes perfect with my Marvin slippers from Mean Mr. Mustard.
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Oh, that is totally not gay. As a matter of fact, I think I saw a couple of men wearing that very jacket as they left the musical, hand in hand.
You could start your own Marvin gang and all wear that jacket. I'm not sure who you would scare and intimidate - maybe the younger kids at Eryn's school....
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