I made these up myself. Feel free to use them with friends and family.
Q: How can you tell that cows aren't xenophobic?
A: They're comfortable with udders.
Q: Why aren't cows sneakier?
A: They lactose.
Q: Why did the cow eat grass?
A: Because she cud.
2 comments:
Well done my friend. These are cute.. you have the honor of creating the first joke I've ever heard with xenophobic in it.
Q: What's the number one use of cowhide?
A: Holding the cow together.
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