Saturday, May 10, 2008

I Do Stand up for Bovines

I made these up myself. Feel free to use them with friends and family.

Q: How can you tell that cows aren't xenophobic?
A: They're comfortable with udders.

Q: Why aren't cows sneakier?
A: They lactose.

Q: Why did the cow eat grass?
A: Because she cud.


Sank said...

Well done my friend. These are cute.. you have the honor of creating the first joke I've ever heard with xenophobic in it.

tonka_boy said...

Q: What's the number one use of cowhide?

A: Holding the cow together.