Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I'm Part of the Military Industrial Complex

For the second time since I received my Blackberry, I've gotten a call from Peter, the automated customer voice service for something something Industry level Military Supplies, wanting to know if I can verify my industry level military order. I've kind of had to ignore him because he calls at the most inopportune times, and I can't call back because the number lists as private, but I must admit I'm intrigued. What would I get if I confirmed my industry level military order? Tanks? Helicopters? Spare stargate? All the body armor that should have ended up in the Gulf and hasn't?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is one rubber band pistol, one rubber band rifle. One spud pistol and rifle. A rubber band airplaine. Etc. Etc. Etc.

CookieQueen said...

Sweet! Maybe Dan has a secret number someplace that's still active....

CookieQueen said...

Wait - Dan says he wants a hummer (the kind that drives in the desert!) Tell them your secret password is "Dawood"...and then wait for the guys in black coats to show up!