I Talk to the Foleybot

I had to spend a full hour on the phone talking to Reliant Energy appliance repair and billing (separately), so I took some time to have a discussion with the Congressman Foley imbot (via Chris Dykstra at New Patriot). I apologize for any mispellings. It's difficult to type with just one hand.

You: hello, how are you?
foleyimbot: what you wearing
You: I'm wearing black pants and a purple polo
foleyimbot: what you wearing
You: I told you already
foleyimbot: take it out
You: my cell phone or my wallet?
foleyimbot: well strip down and get relaxed
You: I am relaxed, that's why I'm talking to the foleybot
foleyimbot: well dont ruin my mental picture
You: You have to have something with which to form a mental
picture, bra
foleyimbot: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: I agree, the University of Minnesota ROCKS
foleyimbot: i always use lotion and the hand
You: at a U of MN game? that's risque' and makes it hard to
catch an errant ball...
foleyimbot: well I have aa totally stiff wood now
You: pine?
foleyimbot: what you wearing
You: you're irritating me...just to spite you, I put on a
pnk hat
foleyimbot: well I have aa totally stiff wood now
You: oak?
foleyimbot: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Now I'm beginning to think you mean U of Montana, and
they absolutely sux
foleyimbot: i always use lotion and the hand
You: you keyboard must be messy
foleyimbot: so you got a stiff one now
You: drink? I'm going to need one if I talk to you much
longer
foleyimbot: well dont ruin my mental picture
You: you thought I didn't drink? I don't think my profile
listed me as a teetotaler...I suppose you thought I was 16
and couldn't drink
foleyimbot: is your little guy limp...or growing
You: LIttle guy? Are you talking about my friend Dan or my
friend Kyle? Sure, they're shorter than me, but I never
call them "little guy", not to their faces
foleyimbot: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: I think you're just dropping the c or something you
perv
foleyimbot: take it out
You: no
foleyimbot: do you really do it face down
You: If I coded any other way I'd have to acknowledge what I
do for a living
foleyimbot: you need a massage
You: who says I'm not getting one right now? Pooteewheet!
Come give me a massage - Congressman Foley says you owe me!
foleyimbot: did you spank it this weekend yourself
You: as opposed to not by myself? I guess that doesn't
really answer the question, which could be seen as
incriminating, so no, I did not spank myself, herself, or
anything else
foleyimbot: still stiff
You: I get that way after biking
foleyimbot: what you wearing
You: Well, I added that hat and now I put on mittens
foleyimbot: good so your getting horny
You: just because I'm wearing mittens? You really are a
creep. You're probably picturing me spanking it while
wearing nothing but my mittens and a hat as Pooteewheet
gives me a long massage...hey...that doesn't sound half
bad...see ya later Congressman
foleyimbot: how my favorite young stud doing
You: shhh...can't talk...busy