Saturday, September 23, 2006

$32,000 Breasts

This is why I started fondling Pooteewheet's breasts so long ago, you have to make sure you get appropriate depreciation on your investment (in finance parlance, I consider them capital, not expense).

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled. (Yahoo)

And as for this story (also Yahoo) about a prostitute pretending to be an undercover cop, I don't consider it so strange. There was a whole movie made about a serial killer who thought it was easier just to kill her johns rather than service them. That must mean there are quite a few situations between those two anchors on the prostitution chain where one can creatively enhance the process, increase the income, and decrease the time on one's back/knees.

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