Sunday, July 23, 2006

Spooky Man

Eryn has created her own knock knock joke. It goes like this...

Eryn: "Knock knock"
Grandma "I'm Grandma and I refuse to answer to Ellen" Ellen: "Who's there?"
Eryn: "Spooky Man."
Grandma "I'm Grandma and I refuse to answer to Ellen" Ellen: "Spooky Man who?"
Eryn: Ahahahahahahaha....

Repeat several hundred times.

We don't get it, and it's not so funny after a dozen times, but after you've heard her tell it to everyone a few dozen times, it gets funnier. However, Grandma Ellen has refused to listen to the Spooky Man knock knock joke anymore and gave Eryn the task of learning two new knock knock jokes before she comes back from Tucson (making Eryn cry after Grandma left - she's such a sensitive little flower - maybe she's worried that if she never learns two knock knock jokes, Grandma Ellen won't ever come back to Minnesota). I don't think the Cargo car go beep beep - one doesn't count because she already knows that one, so I'm going to publish two more she can memorize before grandma comes back and makes her cry again.

1. Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W....H...O....

2. Knock knock. Who's there? Your grandma. Your grandma who? You don't know who your own grandma is?

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