I heard someone on the radio talking about a uro-gynecologist and, I'm sure you can see where this is going: I wondered why gynecology over there would be any different than over here. Less shaving? [Scooter ducks]. I felt like a tool when I realized what they were talking about.
And speaking of being a tool, this seems like the work of a tool to me: Jesus Could Have Walked on Ice, Scientist Says. Not because it's not possible that it wasn't a miracle and just a patch of ice, but because if it was a patch of ice, I really can't believe that none of Jesus's wine-drinking disciples wouldn't have stepped out to prove they were "blessed" too, "Dude, this is sweeet! I am so being a miracle man!" Or maybe this is one of those logic problems they give you on the Christian GRE where the answer is, "Jesus was the lightest! Paul was second heaviest. And Judas weighed the most!" (he had the spirtual weight of those future pieces of silver hanging on his soul).
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