Whenever I Wonder if I Was Ever Geekier Than I am Now

Whenever I wonder if I was ever geekier than I am now and worrying that I might be sliding "downhill", I just start browsing my computer until I find something like this:

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
FOR FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING GAMES

Which includes chapters like:

• On The Subject Of A Shapechanging Mother And Child
• The Rack Critical Hit Chart: For Men Only
• On Sex And Sexuality In The Realms
• A Bard's Sexual Spell-Songs
• Sexual Psionic Powers
• Magic Items Your Mom Wouldn't Approve Of (includes a description of Rahasia's Whirlpool Tub Of Love)

It'd be less geeky if I hadn't actually used it once upon a time as a DM.