Monday, December 12, 2005

To SFC Lucas Atwood

of the Arizona Army National Guard. I'm not sure if it was your intention to leave your recruiting and retention card on top of the circle of quarter candy dispensers at the Arizona Mills Mall in Phoenix, but it honestly makes you look like you're some sort of ass trying to recruit the mommies and daddies of little boys and girls just out to get some runts or gum. Is the intention that junior pick up the shiny 3D-style card that flips the "citizen soldiers" back and forth between uniform and day clothes while getting some sugar and hauls it back to mom and says, "Look Mommy! Do you have a uniform?"

I guess I could give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you handed it to someone in the mall hauling their child toward the candy and they just chose to leave it there because it was convenient. That is better...right?


PTW said...

Sure, that's it: you found it on top of some candy.

Anonymous said...

As all my contact information is on my card why don't you call me to ask? I found this post by accident(one year later)and obviously your peceptions are wrong. If anyone has interest in the National Guard they can get it from a simple search (phone book, internet & etc..).
SFC Lucas Atwood