Friday, June 03, 2005

Fortunately for me...

I think this law protects the 60'-100' high, neon-pink, Pink Floyd-style, laser-emitting, smudge pot accesorized Star of David I'm going to build in my backyard after I volunteer to be on the Eagan technology research board - they're looking for programmer types to fill a few vacant local goverment seats. If there are enough conservative judges around, perhaps I can have them impeached when they claim I'm a flight hazard and public eyesore.

This Act may be cited as the `Constitution Restoration Act of 2005'
`Notwithstanding any other provision of this chapter, the Supreme Court shall not have jurisdiction to review, by appeal, writ of certiorari, or otherwise, any matter to the extent that relief is sought against an entity of Federal, State, or local government, or against an officer or agent of Federal, State, or local government (whether or not acting in official or personal capacity), concerning that entity's, officer's, or agent's acknowledgment of God as the sovereign source of law, liberty, or government.'.

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