In my world, the world of professional wrestling, champions aren't made. . .but rather created

This link is courtesy of the Revealer, a touching history of Vince Russo.  It seems finding God doesn't always mean finding humility.

 

"But, even as great as the Rock is—even he never beat anybody in becoming the World Wrestling Federation Champion. No, my pencil beat his opponents for him. My pencil was responsible for rewarding the Rock the WWF Heavyweight Championship of the world. My pencil was also responsible for stripping him of that same title."

 

And don't forget, his pencil is also capable of granting you salvation:

“I was forgiven . . . so are you.” Vince 1:1