Monday, September 13, 2004

What the hell

is the deal with people in duplexes with Bush/Cheney '04 signs in their front yards? It can't be the income. I lived in a duplex for five years. If you have the income, you almost always get your own house. If it's not the income, it shouldn't be the war. If you don't have the income, your kid is more likely to be a soldier then the average Bush/Cheney supporter, hence more likely to get shipped to Iraq, hence more likely to die. Is it the guns? What do you need an assault rifle in a duplex for? Does any duplex dweller honestly think more than ten terrorists are going to invade their duplex in an attempt to subvert the freedom of the United States? Does it just always sound like there's a room full of eleven terrorists next door waiting to sneak over to your side? Is it religion? How the hell does that work? You can't control the activities of the person who lives on the other side of the damn wall from you, what makes you think you can control the moral lives of the general public? For all you know there's adulterous gay frolicking going on every single minute of the day and not a thing you can do about it other than file noise grievences with the local police if they're not quiet about it, and even then, you can't be sure the police aren't just joining in the fun.

Presumably, it's because the people on the other side of the wall are Kerry/Edwards supporters, and you just hate their freaking guts for being in your house, and would they please quit making all that damn noise, you don't have to stomp just to get from the bathroom to the ***d*mn kitchen, it's only six **c*ing feet you ****** f**** maniacs!

3 comments:

Joe said...

As far as I can tell, the rash of support for “conservatism” comes down to nationalism, fear and a little bit of selfishness.

Oh, and smug self-righteousness. But now I'm just being cynical.

I also think there's a lot of single–issue voters. They'll disagree with almost everything that Bush/Cheney stand for, but they think Kerry will steal their guns and give them to eskimos or something.

klund said...

Scooter - I sense some repressed rage. I like that.

MeanMrMustard said...

Joe wrote:

>I also think there's a lot of single–issue voters.
>They'll disagree with almost everything that Bush/Cheney
>stand for, but they think Kerry will steal their guns
>and give them to eskimos or something.

Actually, they fear that Kerry will steal their guns and give them Eskimos. What the heck would you do with an Eskimo? Especially living in a duplex? Is it any wonder they prefer Bush?