Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Disturbing Things in the Company Parking Lot

1. Bumper Sticker: My Daughter Loves Girl Scouts - immediately brings up the question, how old is your daughter?

2. A feminine napkin - at least what seemed to be a feminine napkin inside the construction fence as I was leaving work. I didn't look long, but that's really what it appeared to be, which got me thinking, maybe it's just some sort of sweat barrier for construction worker helmets, which of course got me thinking, I wonder if they just use feminine napkins instead of specially marketed sweat barriers because they might be cheaper than custom sweat napkins, which got me to thinking, how embarrassing would it be to die in a construction accident, have them peel off your helmet and find a Maxi-Pad stuck to your forehead?

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