Grrr...grrr....GRRRRR!!!!

I'm whitening my teeth. It makes me drool so much I have to find a sink to dislodge a mouthful of drool every 5-10 minutes. And I mean a mouthful - almost cheeks bulging. Like some sort of masticating hamster. And if Ming is reading, I mean I'm like a hamster in every cheeky, well-endowed, visit the vet for $100, way. I wouldn't normally be so vain as to care about my teeth, particularly given the amount of coffee I drink. But the last time I was at the dentist, between myself and insurance, I was over my payment by about $85. So when I received an email from my dentist stating I could whiten my teeth for only $15 more, it seemed like kismet. A bonus was they gave me the plasters of my teeth. I sneak up behind Eryn clapping them together so she can be freaked out.