Things Grandpa John Can't Eat...

We have a lot of discussions like this around our house...

Eryn: "I like macaroni and cheese."

Me: "Do you want ketchup on it?"

Eryn: "No. Ick. That's gross."

Me: "Grandpa John eats ketchup on his macaroni and cheese."

Eryn: "Why does he?"

Me: "Well, I guess he doesn't anymore. He can't eat macaroni and cheese. He can't eat ketchup either. Nevermind."

Pooteewheet: "Poor John."