Sunday, November 28, 2010

I've Been Profiled!

I was at the Holidazzle Parade in Minneapolis last night and just before it started we went to the food court at Gavidae Commons to eat.  I went to the bathroom and, as I was finishing up, the mall cop came in to check the place out.  He grabbed a can off the counter and announced, "Malt liquor!"  Then added, after scrutinizing me, "It's obviously not yours."  And threw it in the trash and walked out.

I'm going to drink a lot more malt liquor now that I know I can get away with it.

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