Pants of Doom

I had a dream. In this dream I possessed the Pants of Doom. Innocuous khakis with the power to destroy the world. Many ninjas were tracking me trying to get the pants, but I was staying one step ahead of them. Until I tried to escape over a tall, mesh fence and threw the khakis ahead of me. They snagged on the top of the fence and nothing I could do would get them loose. Stupid pants of doom.