Friday, April 30, 2010

Things That Distract the Dog When She's Trying to Poop

  • Birds
  • Rabbits
  • Squirrels
  • Imaginary birds
  • Imaginary rabbits
  • Imaginary squirrels
  • Ice Cream Truck
  • Neighbor spraying his yard
  • Tasty grass
  • Potentially tasty weeds
  • Wind
  • Other dogs
  • The locations where other dogs have previously been seen
  • Beach balls
  • Shadows

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why This!!

Anonymous said...

Plastic bags
-PTW

The Idiot Speaketh said...

That is great!