Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Lena's Got My Back

According to one of the advertisements in the back of the City Pages for Asian Massage in Bloomington, with every ten visits I get a free Swedish Massage! Wouldn't I want a free Asian massage if that's why I'd been there the first ten times? Does an Asian give the Swedish massage, or do they switch to some Nordeast transplanted farm girl from Owatonna area? But, better a free Swedish massage than whatever a "fantasy shower" is...that just sounds nasty. Like a bunch of masseuses involved in urolagnia.

1 comment:

Kyle said...

I'm guessing that after ten Asian massages, they need to change it up with a Swedish massage to make it seem more exotic eh.