Thursday, August 20, 2009


Phone rings, waking me up, "Hello?"

Telemarketer: "Hello, Mr. Scooter?"

Me (groggy): "Um, uh...yes."

Telemarketer: "How are you doing today, Mr. Scooter?"

Me: Sick.

Telemarketer: "Great! I'm with the Special Olympics and we're...."


Sean said...

Did he really call you "Mr. Scooter"?

Scooter said...

No, just habit when writing here, even though you can find my last name elsewhere on the blog. The point was the "great!".

Mac Noland said...

At that point you should have asked them to "Hold on just a second.........." Then put the phone down and gone back to sleep.