Friday, January 25, 2008

Hardest Thing I've Ever Done in My Life

Probably because most of her boyfriends also have drug and alcohol problems. No no...I kid. I kid! Two hookers - the equipment must be fine.

The Blackberry has put me in the habit of reading quite a bit of crap. Sometimes when I'm sitting around, like while I was waiting for the coworkers to hit Old Chicago last night, and I run out of national and local news, I flip over to entertainment, and I get to read gems like the following from MSNBC, about Lindsay Lohan...
Though her latest movie received nine Golden Raspberry nominations, Lindsay Lohan probably won’t be around to accept any awards should she win. “‘I Know Who
Killed Me’ was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life,” Lindsay opined
in the Sun.

“I couldn’t believe the emotional range that (director Chris Sivertson) got out of me,” Lindsay said of her “Killed Me” role as a stripper with multiple personality disorder.

That character description alone is deserving of a “Razzie,” the anti-Oscar issued to the very worst movies of the year. “I thought the role was too difficult for me but he helped me to give a performance I didn’t think I was capable of.”

I think Lohan needs to take a page out of Halle Berry's Razzie playbook (Boing Boing):

She thanked everyone involved in "Catwoman," a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom.

"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage...

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