Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Job Skills

I have to give props to the guy who's directing traffic in the work parking lot as my "shift" lets out around 4:30, now that Highway 149 is shut down due to construction and 6000+ cars are funneling through a very narrow area. I myself, would find it very difficult to direct traffic, and simultaneously check out a nice ass. Not saying it can't be done - obviously it can, and with the sort of devotion to nice asses that they really deserve. But I think it requires discretion. And when you're directing traffic with a little flashlight and your head stays swiveled for over sixty seconds, that's not discretion.

So, in honor of the traffic-directing guy in the work parking lot, here's a NSFW video of Nick Frost from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz getting distracted while out with his wife and kid (via Corey Anderson at The City Pages Blotter).

And as a bonus, Finger Gun Battle (safe for work). This one reminds me of when Kyle and I were in high school and saw two of our classmates having a mock gun battle in the hallway - the sort you usually reserve for outside, when you're six. I suppose nowadays I'd have to report it to the authorities.

1 comment:

MeanMrMustard said...

I'm sorry, I'm confused. Are you saying you were checking out the ass of the guy directing traffic?