Freedom Celebration

I'm not talking about the 4th. The local Cedar Valley Church invited me, as their neighbor, to their "Freedom Celebration." The highlight? Guest Speaker HUGH HEWITT (not my caps) with a full orchestra and choir (though not in Eagan - read the fine print). Not only will Hugh Hewitt be speaking, but the event, the church event, is sponsored by AM 1280 "The Patriot". Church event...corporate sponsorship. It's a freakin' Simpson's episode, literally (2001, Mr. Burns sponsors the First Church of Springfield, Lisa becomes a Bhuddist).