Friday, April 07, 2006

My Adopted Daughter Is The Most Beautiful Child in the Third World

I'm pretty sure my sister reads The Onion, but just in case she misses it, I felt I should point out the article "My Adopted Daughter Is The Most Beautiful Child in the Third World".

"You really couldn't hope for a better child from the Third World. When I look into her brown, almond-shaped eyes, I don't see light-absorbing blotches so much as a window to another perspective, another way of life. By that I mean the American way of life. And she's going to love it.

We're renaming her Whitney, by the way..."

1 comment:

LissyJo said...

**still laughing while typing this**

That is funny. Some commenters to ji-in's blog made mention of this article, but i hadn't read it yet. One persone not familiar with the Onion was mad as a hornet at the article.