Monday, January 09, 2006

Sexual Reassignment

Boots the Monkey, erstwhile sidekick of Dora the Explorer, lost his tail today at our house. Being an enterprising father, I took my cordless drill and gave him, well, an asshole. Really, it was a tailhole, so that there was a place to glue in the tail, but it looked really wrong. I wasn't paying as much attention as I should have been, and almost drilled a hole completely through him, discoloring the plastic on his crotch, which would have given boots a vagina or, more disturbingly, once the tail was inserted, a willy. I'm pretty sure he would have discretely disappeared and been replaced at that point.


klund said...

See, this is why I read your blog.

Scooter said...

Not just on the off chance I lay a bit of smack on Mr. Mustard?