Monday, November 07, 2005


This is just an open post to the guy at Famous Dave's in Uptown on Sunday evening, around 5:00 p.m., the one in the Viking sweatshirt with all the sports-themed pins on it. When you adjust the two pins on your chest, both of them at once, with a rapid jiggling motion, it just looks like you're playing with your nipples. Maybe you are, in which case, you shouldn't do it at Famous Dave's. Not because it destroys my appetite - I just focus on the bbq sauce - but because there are children about and they might not understand that a little nippulation is just a way to enhance your pleasure over a 27-14 Vikings/Lions win.

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