Friday, April 29, 2005

Tall Brad is an International Menace

Seems that there was a call about a lethal weapon at a middle school that turned out to be nothing more than "a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa, and jalapenos, wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt." Based on Brad's Chipotle habit, he must be the biggest international arms dealer the world has ever known.

On the other hand, 30 inches? 2.5 feet of burrito?! I hope that was a full day's worth of meals.

1 comment:

Tery Spataro said...

If the kid did eat that burrito, hopefully there wasn't a call to Hazmat for the after affects.