Friday, December 17, 2004

Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator

The Lyttle Lytton contest has announced its winners for 2004.  In case you're not familiar with it, it is the shorter version of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, which encourages entrants to pen the worst opening lines for a novel.  They have a politics category which is incredibly funny.  I preferred the runner up and it's homage to Marvin.

My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."

D. Lackey


1 comment:

MeanMrMustard said...

This year's Berman Prize winner is:

I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.
S. Kurruk