Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

Dyson commercials claim their vacuum cleaners have 100,000x the power of gravity. Just by jumping, don't I have more power than gravity? Don't I have more power than the gravity of the entire earth (to some extent)? Doesn't this make me more powerful than a Dyson vacuum? Not a very convincing endorsement.


MeanMrMustard said...

Is this designed by the same guy who did the Dyson sphere? Because then I'd believe it.

Aren't you on vacation or something?

Scooter said...

This was important information I learned while on vacation.