I.M. Handy

That's right, I can create! Doesn't matter that it's as simple as poor man's golf and it doesn't matter that it was more difficult to run four ten foot poles of 3/4" PVC past the auto checkout lane at Home Depot than it was to build the thing and it doesn't matter that I have 50' extra feet of nylon rope and PVC cleaner and glue that I didn't use - I built it. Not only that, I built two, just so I can give my friend Dan one now that he's cleaned half his garage so he can put his dead Porche on one side to work on.