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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

Dyson commercials claim their vacuum cleaners have 100,000x the power of gravity. Just by jumping, don't I have more power than gravity? Don't I have more power than the gravity of the entire earth (to some extent)? Doesn't this make me more powerful than a Dyson vacuum? Not a very convincing endorsement.

2 comments:

  1. Is this designed by the same guy who did the Dyson sphere? Because then I'd believe it.

    Aren't you on vacation or something?

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  2. This was important information I learned while on vacation.

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