Saturday, January 29, 2005

Breasts, Dicks and How They Interrelate

Now one might...just might argue that blog referrals to my blog coming from blogs where teenage girls are feeling each other's breasts is in some way obscene - and, when Eryn is closer to the age of these two girls, I'll wholeheartedly agree (though I'll try to be a good Dad and ignore it unless it's part of a larger behavior problem). However, I don't really find the breast squeezing in any way obscene, just teenage girls being silly - what is obscene is making me look at things like this:



This is just absolutely uncalled for. Doesn't this ruin the breast squeezing picture for many a young, horny, teenage liberal? That's just not fair. Typical conservative elitism. Do you suppose the U.S. Secret Service does regular research to find sites the veep is pictured on and keeps an archive? Do you suppose they spend a lot of time being interested in teenagers squeezing each others breasts? Do they forward the relevant pictures to the veep himself? Maybe there should be an independent counsel to determine the answers.

5 comments:

MeanMrMustard said...

I'm stunned that you linked to a blog featuring teenage girl-on-girl breast-squeezing and somehow failed to refer to Brad. I couldn't have done it.

Scooter said...

I had a worry that that might come back to haunt Brad when he ran for mayor of Inver Grove Heights. I'm more concerned you didn't give a guess in the "who is that" game. Is it because you know the answer, or because you're frightened to guess?

MeanMrMustard said...

In all honesty, I've no clue. It could be a really bad drawing of Norm Coleman, after dental cosmetic procedures. It could be a really bad drawing of Bruce Springsteen. Heck, it could be a really bad drawing of just about anybody.

Okay, I take that back. It couldn't be anybody; it's clearly not me, and clearly not you. Beyond that, I'd just be guessing. Clarence Thomas? Barbara Boxer?

ptw said...

Found an interesting counterpart to your link. Scroll down to the last picture.

ptw said...

Well, I guess you don't have to scroll, do you? Sigh.