Showing posts with label d&d. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 09, 2020

Demogorgon

We've been playing some D&D lately as part of the Coronavirus WFH era.  Me, Kyle, Chris, Tom (Chris' son), and Eryn.  Recently, despite being low level (aka 3) we seem to have run afoul of Demogorgon (the original demon from D&D, not the Stranger Things monster, although they're related as those kids play D&D).  My character has a pact with Demogorgon (my character is not evil, but he's not good - aka Chaotic Neutral) for his warlock powers, and said Demogorgon seems to be eating the locals which is at odds with our goals, so we either need to run or figure out what he's/they are up to, and regardless, if they recognize me, it might be a problem for my pact.  Hence, this write up, so we don't have to discuss it for a lengthy period of time.  That said, best laid plans of mice and men meet the enemy and those plans lose their tails.  Something like that.

Warbear: https://www.dndbeyond.com/profile/Dexter_Scootarus_I/characters/27038034

Approach to the sudden appearance of Demogorgon, Pact Entity for Warbear

The below process is in conjunction with whatever the rest of the group is up to, but they can at least run/find cover/etc while I do a bit of negotiation/distraction/exploration of cause and give them some runway. 
  • Assume as someone who prides himself on a lot of studying (per my character sheet) that I know quite a bit about the entity with whom I have a pact. 
  • Make the assumption based on the Ixitxachitl (carnivorous manta rays who serve in Demogorgan’s armies) that this is truly Demogorgon 
  • Knowing his telepathic (among other things), reach out to Aameul (left of the two heads) as he’s the thinker of the two and the one I specifically made a pact with. Hethradiah (right head) is the growler. I’ve always assumed he doesn’t much like me. He tends to make his own pacts. Presumably with more physical types. 
  • Let him know I’m here (mention Gef, the house pact representative who lives in the walls, if that helps set context, pacts are generally make and forget as I understand them. They’re a grant of powers, not an ongoing connection like a cleric has. So he might not be specifically keeping track of me. I’m small potatoes). 
  • Mention that it seems we killed priestess of his, but in our defense, we were defending ourselves, she was weak AF and deserved to die, they can eat her if they want, and she was a serious fuck up. Presumably she was supposed to be sacrificing innocents and the particularly good, and instead she was trying to sacrifice one of his own worshippers. Serious fail. 
  • Given he’s dealing with dumbshits like this priestess and small fry like this village, I’m going to assume this isn’t about worshippers or even skilled soldiers for his army. Looks like it’s more about vitals to supply his existing foray into this area with the Ixitxachitl as forward troops. Which implies he has concerns here beyond a particularly incapable priestess and a bunch of confused fish villagers. 
  • He’s got a history with other demons. Can I assume we’re going to have some politicking with some force behind it between rivals in the area? Care to say who or what? If not, there must be something that has him on edge? 
  • Our goal has been a journey back to our village where I’m more capable of influencing change than amongst the underdark (wherever we are), but perhaps Aameul would care to let me know why he’s apparating, why he has to suffer this pathetic priestess, why he has a small army with him, and if there’s something we should be watching for on the way toward the surface that might be useful as a bulwark against his foes. 
  • Note that I don’t ask about my father. He made his own bed. I’m not some Inigo Montoya looking for the two-headed thing to avenge my father.

     

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Wednesday, February 01, 2017

1980s Dungeons & Dragons Cartoon With Narration Making It Seem Like an Actual Gaming Session

This was excellent.  I post it here primarily so Kyle can find it, but I Chrome Cast it to the Xbox and, despite never having seen the original D&D cartoons, my daughter found it highly amusing.

Friday, December 06, 2013

Birthmark Generator

I think you're just a bit too much into detail if you feel the need to spend $1.00 on a birthmark generator for your role-playing campaign.  And adding it to your wishlist so someone else can buy it for you?  I'd rather my friend spent some time creating their own list and saved us both a dollar.

If you really need one, head over to Wikipedia and use their list.  Don't use Google.  Most of the images returned are fairly serious birthmarks.  Not your run of the mill kind. You can add some basic percentages around the categories, and then just use a 1d12 if the birthmark is one that can vary (the Mongolian Spot has a particular location, but 1d12 almost captures the % for a mole accurately): head/left arm/right arm/face/neck/chest/back/left leg/right leg/butt/left foot/right foot.

If you use a 1d10 and divide by 2, you can even tie the birthmark to mythology or a character's history using the folklore area.  Rolled a six, so that port-wine stain on the...1 on a d4...left side of your face that's the size of a...6 on a 1d10...spring break tramp stamp...that looks like a......peace pipe...is from when your mother saw a beholder while you in the womb!  You're lucky she didn't look in the wrong eye, but she's pretty sure it was actually blind as well as missing a few stalks. Lucky...but that crippled beholder is still looking for the one that got away and that birthmark ties you to it in some way.

I hope I've saved you a dollar.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Moments from D&D

I was reading a 20 year old D&D summary from a session that was on my machine, still in Word Perfect format.  55 pages, and only one document of many.  I was much more humorous as a DM when I was younger.

"Back at Art's, the party is approached by a Guinene (The Lady of Shalott), a woman who claims that her mother has been kidnapped and eaten by a horde of kobolds. When the party goes to investigate, they find a single kobold eating a parrot."