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I believe it's necessary to put this out there. To concretely verify that I was in no way anywhere near her despite what some people may view to be an obsession. At least if only to comfort my wife and reassure Christy that I'm not that fixated to the point of stalking. Contrary to rumor and despite "Driver didn't reveal the name of the father", I did not get Minnie Driver pregnant (I don't deny I may have wanted to, but I didn't).