Things That Distract the Dog When She's Trying to Poop

• Birds
• Rabbits
• Squirrels
• Imaginary birds
• Imaginary rabbits
• Imaginary squirrels
• Ice Cream Truck
• Neighbor spraying his yard
• Tasty grass
• Potentially tasty weeds
• Wind
• Other dogs
• The locations where other dogs have previously been seen
• Beach balls
• Shadows