Pooteewheet just locked herself in our bedroom after informing Eryn there would be a three minute mommy time out because Eryn was being super annoying. In protest, Eryn shut herself in her bedroom. It's so quiet. So peaceful. What did I do to deserve what basically amounts to an empty house? I like it. I must now forment dissent more often.
You are one lucky bastard. How long did peace last?
ReplyDelete2 minutes, 50 seconds.
ReplyDeleteDear English major--the word is foment I think. MOM
ReplyDeleteI like to brew, therefore I forment. Foment-ing is for pussies.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of crazy woman puts her last name in her online profile? You're supposed to remain some modicrum of anonominity.